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On Jun 28, 10:20 am, "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote:
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On Jun 28, 9:54 am, "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote:
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Sounds like someone needs a time out. You have now covered the
gambit
of internet troll behavior. Starting with not reading my posts,
through insults, off topic tangents, threats, and now foul
language,
sorry kid, I don't argue with spoiled little brats.


I read every word of your posts, sometimes twice.


Yes, but did you read it backwards too ? I am I Don Quixote, man
of
LaMancha. Hey, I just flew in from Holland and boy are my airfoils
tired! Yuk, yuk. You are a load of laughs, but I am certain folks
are
getting tired of this so maybe I will tell a joke. Hummmmm,
thinking.
Ahhhhh, OK, here it is: Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, Big Foot,
and
Global Warming walk into a bar.......


From Dat Phan, very funny young Vietnamese-American comedian:


Two Asians walk into a bar.


Next day, they own it.


Wooooooooosh............. I don't get it but then again, I try not to
subscribe to racial stereotypes.


I think when you're Asian, you're allowed to tell Asian jokes.


Another area where we would disagree. But whatever!


Last year, I was in Long Island for a business thing, and decided to stop at
what had been my favorite bagel place when I lived in the area 20 years ago.
No more old Jewish couple running it. Now, it's owned by a young Asian
couple. I think the comedian's observations were somewhat accurate.

His jokes about his mother's cooking exactly match what I've heard from a
Vietnamese friend of my son's. You know those really dark hot peppers you
find in Chinese food? The ones that are there for flavor, but you're not
supposed to eat them? This kid's mother eats them. Nobody else in the family
can get near them. The comedian says he asks his mother what's for dinner:
"Fire!" OK, ma. How about dessert? "Lava!"


 
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