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On Jun 28, 9:54 am, "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote:
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Sounds like someone needs a time out. You have now covered the
gambit
of internet troll behavior. Starting with not reading my posts,
through insults, off topic tangents, threats, and now foul language,
sorry kid, I don't argue with spoiled little brats.


I read every word of your posts, sometimes twice.


Yes, but did you read it backwards too ? I am I Don Quixote, man of
LaMancha. Hey, I just flew in from Holland and boy are my airfoils
tired! Yuk, yuk. You are a load of laughs, but I am certain folks are
getting tired of this so maybe I will tell a joke. Hummmmm, thinking.
Ahhhhh, OK, here it is: Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, Big Foot, and
Global Warming walk into a bar.......


From Dat Phan, very funny young Vietnamese-American comedian:

Two Asians walk into a bar.

Next day, they own it.


Wooooooooosh............. I don't get it but then again, I try not to
subscribe to racial stereotypes.


I think when you're Asian, you're allowed to tell Asian jokes.


A very old couple goes to their lawyer. The husband says "We want a
divorce". The lawyer looks at them and asks "A divorce? How old are you
two". Husband says "I'm 96, she's 94. We're married 75 years. The marriage
has been terrible since day one." The lawyer asks "Why'd you wait so long to
get divorced?" The wife says "We wanted to wait till the children were
dead!"