Sounds like someone needs a time out. You have now covered the gambit
of internet troll behavior. Starting with not reading my posts,
through insults, off topic tangents, threats, and now foul language,
sorry kid, I don't argue with spoiled little brats.

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Sounds like someone needs a time out. You have now covered the gambit
of internet troll behavior. Starting with not reading my posts,
through insults, off topic tangents, threats, and now foul language,
sorry kid, I don't argue with spoiled little brats.


I read every word of your posts, sometimes twice.

On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:42:23 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

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On Jun 27, 11:25 pm, "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote:

I'm kidding, it's late, did you not see the "winky" face? This is
really not as important to me as you think it is. Tell you what, come
up to CT someday, we'll go fishin', maybe we can get the Capt. to come
along, we can argue, he can drive.

The type of boat trip I'd like to take with the captain involves fishing.
For you, it would involve cinder blocks. I take everything you say
seriously, and for that reason, you are a threat to children who come
into
contact with you, and a threat to the future of this great country.

Wow, you are a genuine internet hero mr. k, watch who you threaten
though, someone might take you more seriously than I do.




Sorry about the strong language. I was tired and out of patience.

Look: You pursued a conversation as if you knew what you were talking about,
and it reached the point where you were inventing theories and using words
that made no sense. When you finally realized this, you decided to set your
hair on fire in two ways: You asked for my qualifications, and then said
something about lightweight education, or whatever your words were. The
absurdity of your approach is obvious. By way of analogy, you believe that
although Tom can probably put people on a school of fish with a high degree
of success because he's been fishing the same region forever, he is not
qualified. You're also suggesting that his qualifications are identical to
those of a boater who drops a hook in the water once every two or nine
years.

That's just plain silly.

None of this matters, though, since it in no way addresses the experiment in
the newspaper article, which you still haven't read.


Don't you just love being able to read minds, to know what others know, to
know what they're inventing, to know when they realize and when they
decide, to know what they believe, and even what they've read?

Omniscience is great, isn't it?
--
John H

Sounds like someone needs a time out. You have now covered the gambit
of internet troll behavior. Starting with not reading my posts,
through insults, off topic tangents, threats, and now foul language,
sorry kid, I don't argue with spoiled little brats.

I read every word of your posts, sometimes twice.

Yes, but did you read it backwards too ? I am I Don Quixote, man of
LaMancha. Hey, I just flew in from Holland and boy are my airfoils
tired! Yuk, yuk. You are a load of laughs, but I am certain folks are
getting tired of this so maybe I will tell a joke. Hummmmm, thinking.
Ahhhhh, OK, here it is: Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, Big Foot, and
Global Warming walk into a bar.......

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Sounds like someone needs a time out. You have now covered the gambit
of internet troll behavior. Starting with not reading my posts,
through insults, off topic tangents, threats, and now foul language,
sorry kid, I don't argue with spoiled little brats.

I read every word of your posts, sometimes twice.

Yes, but did you read it backwards too ? I am I Don Quixote, man of
LaMancha. Hey, I just flew in from Holland and boy are my airfoils
tired! Yuk, yuk. You are a load of laughs, but I am certain folks are
getting tired of this so maybe I will tell a joke. Hummmmm, thinking.
Ahhhhh, OK, here it is: Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, Big Foot, and
Global Warming walk into a bar.......



From Dat Phan, very funny young Vietnamese-American comedian:

Two Asians walk into a bar.

Next day, they own it.

On Jun 28, 9:54 am, "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote:
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Sounds like someone needs a time out. You have now covered the gambit
of internet troll behavior. Starting with not reading my posts,
through insults, off topic tangents, threats, and now foul language,
sorry kid, I don't argue with spoiled little brats.

I read every word of your posts, sometimes twice.

Yes, but did you read it backwards too ? I am I Don Quixote, man of
LaMancha. Hey, I just flew in from Holland and boy are my airfoils
tired! Yuk, yuk. You are a load of laughs, but I am certain folks are
getting tired of this so maybe I will tell a joke. Hummmmm, thinking.
Ahhhhh, OK, here it is: Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, Big Foot, and
Global Warming walk into a bar.......

From Dat Phan, very funny young Vietnamese-American comedian:

Two Asians walk into a bar.

Next day, they own it.

Wooooooooosh............. I don't get it but then again, I try not to
subscribe to racial stereotypes.

"John H." wrote in message
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On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 12:37:24 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:

"John H." wrote in message
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On Thu, 28 Jun 2007 11:42:23 GMT, "JoeSpareBedroom"
wrote:


Look: You pursued a conversation as if you knew what you were talking
about,
and it reached the point where you were inventing theories and using
words
that made no sense. When you finally realized this, you decided to set
your
hair on fire in two ways: You asked for my qualifications, and then said
something about lightweight education, or whatever your words were. The
absurdity of your approach is obvious. By way of analogy, you believe
that
although Tom can probably put people on a school of fish with a high
degree
of success because he's been fishing the same region forever, he is not
qualified. You're also suggesting that his qualifications are identical
to
those of a boater who drops a hook in the water once every two or nine
years.

That's just plain silly.

None of this matters, though, since it in no way addresses the
experiment
in
the newspaper article, which you still haven't read.


Don't you just love being able to read minds, to know what others know,
to
know what they're inventing, to know when they realize and when they
decide, to know what they believe, and even what they've read?

Omniscience is great, isn't it?
--
John H

Would you agree that some plants lose their leaves in winter?


Why would one who is omniscient *ever* ask a question?
--
John H

Why would you be unable to answer that question?

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On Jun 28, 9:54 am, "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote:
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Sounds like someone needs a time out. You have now covered the
gambit
of internet troll behavior. Starting with not reading my posts,
through insults, off topic tangents, threats, and now foul language,
sorry kid, I don't argue with spoiled little brats.

I read every word of your posts, sometimes twice.

Yes, but did you read it backwards too ? I am I Don Quixote, man of
LaMancha. Hey, I just flew in from Holland and boy are my airfoils
tired! Yuk, yuk. You are a load of laughs, but I am certain folks are
getting tired of this so maybe I will tell a joke. Hummmmm, thinking.
Ahhhhh, OK, here it is: Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, Big Foot, and
Global Warming walk into a bar.......

From Dat Phan, very funny young Vietnamese-American comedian:

Two Asians walk into a bar.

Next day, they own it.

Wooooooooosh............. I don't get it but then again, I try not to
subscribe to racial stereotypes.


I think when you're Asian, you're allowed to tell Asian jokes.


A very old couple goes to their lawyer. The husband says "We want a
divorce". The lawyer looks at them and asks "A divorce? How old are you
two". Husband says "I'm 96, she's 94. We're married 75 years. The marriage
has been terrible since day one." The lawyer asks "Why'd you wait so long to
get divorced?" The wife says "We wanted to wait till the children were
dead!"

On Jun 28, 10:20 am, "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote:
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On Jun 28, 9:54 am, "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote:
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Sounds like someone needs a time out. You have now covered the
gambit
of internet troll behavior. Starting with not reading my posts,
through insults, off topic tangents, threats, and now foul language,
sorry kid, I don't argue with spoiled little brats.

I read every word of your posts, sometimes twice.

Yes, but did you read it backwards too ? I am I Don Quixote, man of
LaMancha. Hey, I just flew in from Holland and boy are my airfoils
tired! Yuk, yuk. You are a load of laughs, but I am certain folks are
getting tired of this so maybe I will tell a joke. Hummmmm, thinking.
Ahhhhh, OK, here it is: Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, Big Foot, and
Global Warming walk into a bar.......

From Dat Phan, very funny young Vietnamese-American comedian:

Two Asians walk into a bar.

Next day, they own it.

Wooooooooosh............. I don't get it but then again, I try not to
subscribe to racial stereotypes.

I think when you're Asian, you're allowed to tell Asian jokes.


Another area where we would disagree. But whatever!

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On Jun 28, 10:20 am, "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote:
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On Jun 28, 9:54 am, "JoeSpareBedroom" wrote:
wrote in message

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Sounds like someone needs a time out. You have now covered the
gambit
of internet troll behavior. Starting with not reading my posts,
through insults, off topic tangents, threats, and now foul
language,
sorry kid, I don't argue with spoiled little brats.

I read every word of your posts, sometimes twice.

Yes, but did you read it backwards too ? I am I Don Quixote, man
of
LaMancha. Hey, I just flew in from Holland and boy are my airfoils
tired! Yuk, yuk. You are a load of laughs, but I am certain folks
are
getting tired of this so maybe I will tell a joke. Hummmmm,
thinking.
Ahhhhh, OK, here it is: Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, Big Foot,
and
Global Warming walk into a bar.......

From Dat Phan, very funny young Vietnamese-American comedian:

Two Asians walk into a bar.

Next day, they own it.

Wooooooooosh............. I don't get it but then again, I try not to
subscribe to racial stereotypes.

I think when you're Asian, you're allowed to tell Asian jokes.


Another area where we would disagree. But whatever!


Last year, I was in Long Island for a business thing, and decided to stop at
what had been my favorite bagel place when I lived in the area 20 years ago.
No more old Jewish couple running it. Now, it's owned by a young Asian
couple. I think the comedian's observations were somewhat accurate.

His jokes about his mother's cooking exactly match what I've heard from a
Vietnamese friend of my son's. You know those really dark hot peppers you
find in Chinese food? The ones that are there for flavor, but you're not
supposed to eat them? This kid's mother eats them. Nobody else in the family
can get near them. The comedian says he asks his mother what's for dinner:
"Fire!" OK, ma. How about dessert? "Lava!"