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Nautical Joke of The Day. Here's one for Tom.
On 24 Feb 2007 11:50:34 -0800, "Tim" wrote:
On Feb 24, 8:32 am, JLH wrote: On Sat, 24 Feb 2007 14:22:48 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing wrote: Got my first issue of 'Center Console Angler' recently. Nice magazine. Seems to have more down to earth info in it than many of the other boating magazines I've seen. Has a good discussion of through-hull transducers. Oh, and I enjoyed the jokes. Here's one to brighten your Saturday morning. A Marine Gunnery Sergeant and a general were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces. The general shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!" The Gunny turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on me. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like." The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on U.S. military recreation preferences: 1. Sport of choice for Marines: bowling. 2. Sport of choice for Sailors: football. 3. Sport of choice for Army: baseball. 4. Sport of choice for Coast Guardsmen: tennis. 5. Sport of choice for Airmen: golf. Notice how the farther down the list you go, the smaller their balls get. Cute. |
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