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Default Nautical Joke of The Day.

On Sat, 24 Feb 2007 14:22:48 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

Got my first issue of 'Center Console Angler' recently. Nice magazine.
Seems to have more down to earth info in it than many of the other boating
magazines I've seen. Has a good discussion of through-hull transducers.

Oh, and I enjoyed the jokes. Here's one to brighten your Saturday morning.

A Marine Gunnery Sergeant and a general were sitting in the
barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when
the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces. The
general shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've
been in a whorehouse!" The Gunny turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead
and put it on me. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse
smells like."