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Two terms for customers:
"SPORTs": Stupid People On Raft Trips. Elegant, because the guide can address the customer with this term right to his face, without jeopardizing his tip. "Carp". Refers to their appearance when they are out of the boat and trying to suck air (and probably borrowed from the verb used to describe a kayaker grabbing breaths between unsuccessful roll attempts: "carping"). By extension, I have seen the sign "Fish Crossing" beside the driveway through an outdoor center, where the carp cross from the parking area to the check-in kiosk. And several terms for -- shall we say -- "things going not exactly as planned": Myron the Riverman mentioned "tacoing", which refers to the shape of a raft folded over upon itself pinned against a rock, or, alternatively, briefly folded over upon itself in an encounter with a hole (hydraulic). Then there is "dump-trucking", when a raft hits a hole and stands up on end, dumping its crew into the river -- or, more specifically, into the hole. And "yard sale", which refers to the collection of customers, stray paddles, shoes, water bottles and all the other unsecured crap the customers brought along, after the raft flips and all this stuff is floating independently down the river. Not so much a raft guide's term as a canoeist/kayaker term, but nevertheless appropriate to raft customers, is the euphemism "out-of-boat experience" to describe an unplanned swim. And don't forget the aphorism "bad things happen to people when they are out of their boats." This refers not only to falling out and being swept into or through river hazards, but to slipping and falling on the rocks during portage, scouting, and meal- or camp-stops. I am actually far more familiar with the multitudinous terms canoeists and kayakers have to describe rafts -- the politest of which is "moving undercuts", but that isn't really what you're looking for, is it? -Richard, His Kanubic Travesty -- ================================================== ==================== Richard Hopley Winston-Salem, NC, USA rhopley[at]earthlink[dot]net Nothing really matters except Boats, Sex, and Rock'n'Roll rhopley[at]wfubmc[dot]edu OK, OK; computer programming for scientific research also matters ================================================== ==================== |
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