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A question from a new paddler...
"riverman" wrote in message oups.com... KMAN said: "They call them "divorce boats" because spouse x wants to paddle up the east shoreline while spouse y wants to paddle up the west shoreline." I think they call them 'divorce boats' because spouse X and spouse Y both wanted to stay dry, but they dumped. And spouse X blames spouse Y and spouse Y blames spouse X. And just like sqeezing the damn toothpaste from the middle, over time the little grudge grows and grows and GROWS until ITS JUST TOO DAMN HARD TO PADDLE WITH YOU, YOU STUPID CONTROL FREAK WATCH OUT FOR THAT ROCK THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT TIME WITH THE KIDS WHEN YOU LET THEM STAY UP LATE AND I WANTED THEM TO LISTEN TO WHAT I HAD TO SAY AND HEY YOU DELIBERATELY LET THAT WAVE SOAK ME YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR FREAKING MOTHER OR FATHER AND HEY!!! DON'T STEER US THERE CAN'T YOU SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING?? I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE MR EXPERT PADDLER IT WAS YOUR FAULT WE DUMPED BACK THERE GET ME OUT OF THE GODAMNED CANOE YOU NEVER LISTEN TO WHAT I'M TELLING YOU WHEN WE GET TO SHORE I"M CALLING MY LAWYER I HATE YOU YOU STUPID IDIOT!! :-) --riverman Yes, there's that, as well. |
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