In article , "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
Ask Me about my Phd @ Diploma Mill .com says...
Has anyone else noticed how the liberal lemmings all goosestep in a
borg-like manner to the exact same buzz words.

One would think they would have an original thought, but I guess not. Even
Gould has resorted to lining up with the liberal lemmings repeating the same
locution as they leisurely and lamely leap off the lofty ledge into the
lathered littoral to end their lame life.

And all you flaming fissures are foundering in the flatulent falsities
of your ****ing fantasies.

jps

On Fri, 04 Nov 2005 05:39:48 +0000, Doug Kanter wrote:

It's supposed to be 65-70 degrees today (Friday). This could be the last
decent fishing day until next April, unless you think fishing in goose
down clothing is pleasant. I need a good lie for the home office, so I can
take the day off. I've used up all the really good ones. I need some ideas
before 7:30 AM Eastern time. The author of the winning idea gets three of
these things: ~

Thank you.

Wrong approach. Don't think about separate lies. The right approach is
to develop a recurring illness that you can use regularly. Say a
digestive problem. Complain about it regularly, so that everyone knows
you have a bad stomach. On the days you do show up, they'll think your
great. "Damn, he's working all day, and with that stomach of his." Then,
there will be the days it is just too much to make it in. ;-)

Doug Kanter wrote:
It's supposed to be 65-70 degrees today (Friday). This could be the last
decent fishing day until next April, unless you think fishing in goose down
clothing is pleasant. I need a good lie for the home office, so I can take
the day off. I've used up all the really good ones. I need some ideas before
7:30 AM Eastern time. The author of the winning idea gets three of these
things: ~

Thank you.


Suffering from a case of superior recto-cranal insertion. It might sound
bad, especially the 'insertion' after the recto reference, but in
laymans' terms, it can be translated into 'my boss has his head up his
ass".