It's supposed to be 65-70 degrees today (Friday). This could be the last
decent fishing day until next April, unless you think fishing in goose down
clothing is pleasant. I need a good lie for the home office, so I can take
the day off. I've used up all the really good ones. I need some ideas before
7:30 AM Eastern time. The author of the winning idea gets three of these
things: ~

Thank you.

In article ,
says...
It's supposed to be 65-70 degrees today (Friday). This could be the last
decent fishing day until next April, unless you think fishing in goose down
clothing is pleasant. I need a good lie for the home office, so I can take
the day off. I've used up all the really good ones. I need some ideas before
7:30 AM Eastern time. The author of the winning idea gets three of these
things: ~

Thank you.

You're awarding tildes?

Grand Jury duty
Customer carrot inventory
Rectal fissure removal (AKA Fritz,Herring,Hertvig or, simply Dave)
Penile girth reduction or prepping for your conversion to Judaism (oy!)
Urinal tract reaming (big sympathy on this one)
Breast reduction or enlargement
Bailing my son out of jail
Busting up a local meth ring
Annual day spa trip
You've been indicted
Your baptism or Rebirth
Chance to meet Pat Robertson, Robert Schuler or Franklin Graham
Jogging with Al Sharpton
Trying out for Martha Stewart's Apprentice Show or Jeopardy
Attending the fire department's fundraiser featuring Bobo

Feel free to use unaltered or edited to your satisfaction.

jps

"jps" wrote in message
...
In article ,
says...
It's supposed to be 65-70 degrees today (Friday). This could be the last
decent fishing day until next April, unless you think fishing in goose
down
clothing is pleasant. I need a good lie for the home office, so I can
take
the day off. I've used up all the really good ones. I need some ideas
before
7:30 AM Eastern time. The author of the winning idea gets three of these
things: ~

Thank you.

You're awarding tildes?

Yes. Tildes. I got a million of them here.

On Thu, 3 Nov 2005 23:43:36 -0800, jps wrote:

Rectal fissure removal (AKA Fritz,Herring,Hertvig or, simply Dave)

You, Harry, Kevin and one or two others seem fixated on the anus. Then one of
you begins with the bukkake talk. All of you get angry if gays are put down for
anything.

Do you guys ever get together and practice what you preach?
--
John H

"It's *not* a baby kicking, bride of mine, it's just a fetus!"

HK

In article , PocoLoco415
@hotmail.com says...
On Thu, 3 Nov 2005 23:43:36 -0800, jps wrote:

Rectal fissure removal (AKA Fritz,Herring,Hertvig or, simply Dave)

You, Harry, Kevin and one or two others seem fixated on the anus. Then one of
you begins with the bukkake talk. All of you get angry if gays are put down for
anything.

Do you guys ever get together and practice what you preach?

What does having a rectal fissure have to do with being gay?

You imagine insults where there are none.

Rectal fissure are a human condition, not a gay condition.

jps

On Thu, 3 Nov 2005 23:43:36 -0800, jps wrote:

Rectal fissure removal (AKA Fritz,Herring,Hertvig or, simply Dave)


How absolutely original.

In article , says...


On Thu, 3 Nov 2005 23:43:36 -0800, jps wrote:

Rectal fissure removal (AKA Fritz,Herring,Hertvig or, simply Dave)


How absolutely original.

And where might your ground breaking excuses be hiding, Mr. Fissure?

jps

Has anyone else noticed how the liberal lemmings all goosestep in a
borg-like manner to the exact same buzz words.

One would think they would have an original thought, but I guess not. Even
Gould has resorted to lining up with the liberal lemmings repeating the same
locution as they leisurely and lamely leap off the lofty ledge into the
lathered littoral to end their lame life.


" *JimH*" wrote in message
...


On Thu, 3 Nov 2005 23:43:36 -0800, jps wrote:

Rectal fissure removal (AKA Fritz,Herring,Hertvig or, simply Dave)


How absolutely original.

On Sat, 5 Nov 2005 07:41:56 -0500, "Dr. Dr. Smithers" Ask Me about my Phd @
Diploma Mill .com wrote:

Has anyone else noticed how the liberal lemmings all goosestep in a
borg-like manner to the exact same buzz words.

One would think they would have an original thought, but I guess not. Even
Gould has resorted to lining up with the liberal lemmings repeating the same
locution as they leisurely and lamely leap off the lofty ledge into the
lathered littoral to end their lame life.

Lovely locution!


--
John H

"It's *not* a baby kicking, bride of mine, it's just a fetus!"

HK

Just like the right goose stepping with Bush on Harriet Miers. Oh, wait a
minute that didn't happen.

"Dr. Dr. Smithers" Ask Me about my Phd @ Diploma Mill .com wrote in
message ...
Has anyone else noticed how the liberal lemmings all goosestep in a
borg-like manner to the exact same buzz words.

One would think they would have an original thought, but I guess not.
Even Gould has resorted to lining up with the liberal lemmings repeating
the same locution as they leisurely and lamely leap off the lofty ledge
into the lathered littoral to end their lame life.


" *JimH*" wrote in message
...


On Thu, 3 Nov 2005 23:43:36 -0800, jps wrote:

Rectal fissure removal (AKA Fritz,Herring,Hertvig or, simply Dave)


How absolutely original.