I have noticed a dramatic increase in angry off-topic posts during the
winter. My theory is that it is related to "cold weather boater depression
syndrome".

Here's a cu

Tomorrow morning instead of taking a shower, take a bath. Wear your boating
hat and sun glasses. Bring a toy boat into the tub (a small piece of wood
will also work.). Make "vrrrooooom" noises as you push it around the tub.
For extra realism bring a six pack.