I'd rather make 'wind noises' to remind me of
sailing.................no..not that kind of wind :-)

Bill Sc wrote in message
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I have noticed a dramatic increase in angry off-topic posts during the
winter. My theory is that it is related to "cold weather boater
depression
syndrome".

Here's a cu

Tomorrow morning instead of taking a shower, take a bath. Wear your
boating
hat and sun glasses. Bring a toy boat into the tub (a small piece of wood
will also work.). Make "vrrrooooom" noises as you push it around the tub.
For extra realism bring a six pack.