Health Warning

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have issued a warning
about a new strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is
contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is
called Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims
have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in
spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this
especially virulent disease.

Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim
include, but are not limited to: antisocial personality disorder traits;
delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling
of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to
incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept
responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of
misplaced bravado; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward
creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for
categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.

Only a welfare recipient would come up with something like that.

Once again, you prove your unpatriotic self. You lost, now face it and deal
with it. What happened to you in kids school, when you lost your soccer game
or what ever, did you make names of the winners? Who respectfully and
honestly were the obvious victors? Are you a sore loser? Bad loser? dumb
loser or simple plain loser?

Why not stand behind your leader, the MAJORITY of your country did and
obviously they know more than you so just sit back and let those who can,,,,
do,,, and those who can not,,, collect and survive,,, We wont let you
starve,, don't worry,, you will always have food, medicine and a roof.
Unless your real stupid then you will be issued a tin cup and some
pencils,,,










"Dixon" wrote in message
news:zAnud.238939$R05.134972@attbi_s53...
Health Warning

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have issued a warning
about a new strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is
contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is
called Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him"). Many victims
have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in
spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this
especially virulent disease.

Cognitive sequelae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim
include, but are not limited to: antisocial personality disorder traits;
delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling
of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to
incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept
responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of
misplaced bravado; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward
creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for
categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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How many times did your mama drop you on your head, Tuck?

I think Tuuk should grab whichever head he can pick up without tweezers and
shake it until he comes to his senses.