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RIP - Rodney
I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy
said, 'There goes the neighborhood!' " * * * * * a.. "When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother." a.. "When I started in show business, I played one club that was so far out, my act was reviewed in Field and Stream." a.. "Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' " a.. "When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up." a.. "I never got girls when I was a kid. One girl told me, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. There was nobody home." a.. "When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me." a.. "When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names -- hers and her mother's." a.. "With my wife, I don't get no respect. The other night there was a knock on the front door. My wife told me to hide in the closet." a.. "With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it." |