Gene Kearns wrote:

On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 20:22:49 -0500, Harry Krause
wrote:



On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 17:42:23 GMT, "2Loons" wrote:

Hi,

I want to buy my girlfriend a bimini top for Christmas but it's
going hard to get the dimensions without her finding out what I'm up to.


If I had a gal with a chest so large that I couldn't find her a bra at
Victoria's Secret, I'd probably find a smaller gal.

I think I have a plan on how to conceal the intent of measuring......


I was at a mall last weekend and noted that the Victoria's Secret store
had a help wanted sign in the window for a part-time "fitter." I was
really, truly tempted, and was wondering how much I'd have to pay the
store manager an hour to get the job.


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Damm... I bet they hire seasonal help at the VS near me!

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Gene Kearns wrote:

On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 20:22:49 -0500, Harry Krause
wrote:



On Tue, 18 Nov 2003 17:42:23 GMT, "2Loons" wrote:

Hi,

I want to buy my girlfriend a bimini top for Christmas but it's
going hard to get the dimensions without her finding out what I'm up
to.


If I had a gal with a chest so large that I couldn't find her a bra at
Victoria's Secret, I'd probably find a smaller gal.

I think I have a plan on how to conceal the intent of measuring......


I was at a mall last weekend and noted that the Victoria's Secret store
had a help wanted sign in the window for a part-time "fitter." I was
really, truly tempted, and was wondering how much I'd have to pay the
store manager an hour to get the job.


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