I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.* It'll run on
either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

*

Had to go back to the dealer* yesterday because I couldn't get the
radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio
was voice-activated.

*

"Nelson", the technician said to the radio.* The radio replied,
'Ricky or Willie?'* 'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road
Again' came from the speakers.

*

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My
Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

*

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd
say,* 'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I
said,* Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.

*

Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed
into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid
her.

*

I yelled, 'You Crazy Bitch!'*

*

Immediately the radio responded with,* ?Ladies and gentlemen, The
Democratic Leader and former speaker of the House ....Nancy
Pelosi


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