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Husband--I'm gonna fill up before we hook up
Wife--can we stop at Valero? I like their coffee Husband--Nope, going to Flying J because I'm a Good Sam Card Carrying American and we are driving a diesel big rig baby..and the J is a diesel truck stop and we're gonna save us 8-cents a gallon..So Sorry Baby, you're gonna have to drink trucker coffee. And you might as well get used to it now that we are RV-er's and driving a diesel!!! Wife-- OK Husband--Pumping pure man diesel; sniffing fumes; watching 18-wheelers drive in; admiring brand spanking new first ever F250 6.7 Liter diesel monster....fighting urge to pound chest. Husband--mentally calculating massive fuel savings... $3.41 a gallon less 8-cents is $3.33....watching the pump read-out as the gallons keep ticking. Husband--jumps in truck with big grin and tells wife they got 28-gallons and saved a whopping $2.24 Wife--sipping coffee asks...so what was final price? Husband--$3.33 after our Good Sams discount...hits engine start and listens to diesel fire up.... Wife--sips coffee..looks over and softly says....Valero has diesel for $3.14 Husband--almost injures neck as he whips around to see the Valero sign. Husband--silent Wife--silent Husband--WHOLLY CRAP..how can Flying J be $3.41 a gallon and frigging Valero $3.14??? Husband--silent Wife--maybe it's a testosterone surcharge. Husband--silent Wife--so, how much did we save again??? |
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On Mon, 26 Jun 2017 08:20:16 -0600 (MDT), justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message: Husband--I'm gonna fill up before we hook up Wife--can we stop at Valero? I like their coffee Husband--Nope, going to Flying J because I'm a Good Sam Card Carrying American and we are driving a diesel big rig baby..and the J is a diesel truck stop and we're gonna save us 8-cents a gallon..So Sorry Baby, you're gonna have to drink trucker coffee. And you might as well get used to it now that we are RV-er's and driving a diesel!!! Wife-- OK Husband--Pumping pure man diesel; sniffing fumes; watching 18-wheelers drive in; admiring brand spanking new first ever F250 6.7 Liter diesel monster....fighting urge to pound chest. Husband--mentally calculating massive fuel savings... $3.41 a gallon less 8-cents is $3.33....watching the pump read-out as the gallons keep ticking. Husband--jumps in truck with big grin and tells wife they got 28-gallons and saved a whopping $2.24 Wife--sipping coffee asks...so what was final price? Husband--$3.33 after our Good Sams discount...hits engine start and listens to diesel fire up.... Wife--sips coffee..looks over and softly says....Valero has diesel for $3.14 Husband--almost injures neck as he whips around to see the Valero sign. Husband--silent Wife--silent Husband--WHOLLY CRAP..how can Flying J be $3.41 a gallon and frigging Valero $3.14??? Husband--silent Wife--maybe it's a testosterone surcharge. Husband--silent Wife--so, how much did we save again??? Sounds plausable. I paid $2.05at a Valero recently. The only caveat is that you can always count on being able to manouver your rig in and out of a Flying J. That's important if you can't back up while hooked up. You're right about that. My wife can look up the station and get a satellite view very quickly. Gives a good idea of the possibilities. I wish they'd all put a flashing green light on the diesel pump. Very often they're hard as hell to find. |
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On Mon, 26 Jun 2017 12:03:56 -0400, Poco Deplorevole
wrote: On Mon, 26 Jun 2017 08:20:16 -0600 (MDT), justan wrote: Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message: Husband--I'm gonna fill up before we hook up Wife--can we stop at Valero? I like their coffee Husband--Nope, going to Flying J because I'm a Good Sam Card Carrying American and we are driving a diesel big rig baby..and the J is a diesel truck stop and we're gonna save us 8-cents a gallon..So Sorry Baby, you're gonna have to drink trucker coffee. And you might as well get used to it now that we are RV-er's and driving a diesel!!! Wife-- OK Husband--Pumping pure man diesel; sniffing fumes; watching 18-wheelers drive in; admiring brand spanking new first ever F250 6.7 Liter diesel monster....fighting urge to pound chest. Husband--mentally calculating massive fuel savings... $3.41 a gallon less 8-cents is $3.33....watching the pump read-out as the gallons keep ticking. Husband--jumps in truck with big grin and tells wife they got 28-gallons and saved a whopping $2.24 Wife--sipping coffee asks...so what was final price? Husband--$3.33 after our Good Sams discount...hits engine start and listens to diesel fire up.... Wife--sips coffee..looks over and softly says....Valero has diesel for $3.14 Husband--almost injures neck as he whips around to see the Valero sign. Husband--silent Wife--silent Husband--WHOLLY CRAP..how can Flying J be $3.41 a gallon and frigging Valero $3.14??? Husband--silent Wife--maybe it's a testosterone surcharge. Husband--silent Wife--so, how much did we save again??? Sounds plausable. I paid $2.05at a Valero recently. The only caveat is that you can always count on being able to manouver your rig in and out of a Flying J. That's important if you can't back up while hooked up. You're right about that. My wife can look up the station and get a satellite view very quickly. Gives a good idea of the possibilities. I wish they'd all put a flashing green light on the diesel pump. Very often they're hard as hell to find. === With a long row of pumps they are usually on one end or the other. Of course if you're towing it's nice to avoid a lot of maneuvering. |
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On Tue, 27 Jun 2017 00:24:45 -0500, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 26 Jun 2017 12:03:56 -0400, Poco Deplorevole wrote: On Mon, 26 Jun 2017 08:20:16 -0600 (MDT), justan wrote: Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message: Husband--I'm gonna fill up before we hook up Wife--can we stop at Valero? I like their coffee Husband--Nope, going to Flying J because I'm a Good Sam Card Carrying American and we are driving a diesel big rig baby..and the J is a diesel truck stop and we're gonna save us 8-cents a gallon..So Sorry Baby, you're gonna have to drink trucker coffee. And you might as well get used to it now that we are RV-er's and driving a diesel!!! Wife-- OK Husband--Pumping pure man diesel; sniffing fumes; watching 18-wheelers drive in; admiring brand spanking new first ever F250 6.7 Liter diesel monster....fighting urge to pound chest. Husband--mentally calculating massive fuel savings... $3.41 a gallon less 8-cents is $3.33....watching the pump read-out as the gallons keep ticking. Husband--jumps in truck with big grin and tells wife they got 28-gallons and saved a whopping $2.24 Wife--sipping coffee asks...so what was final price? Husband--$3.33 after our Good Sams discount...hits engine start and listens to diesel fire up.... Wife--sips coffee..looks over and softly says....Valero has diesel for $3.14 Husband--almost injures neck as he whips around to see the Valero sign. Husband--silent Wife--silent Husband--WHOLLY CRAP..how can Flying J be $3.41 a gallon and frigging Valero $3.14??? Husband--silent Wife--maybe it's a testosterone surcharge. Husband--silent Wife--so, how much did we save again??? Sounds plausable. I paid $2.05at a Valero recently. The only caveat is that you can always count on being able to manouver your rig in and out of a Flying J. That's important if you can't back up while hooked up. You're right about that. My wife can look up the station and get a satellite view very quickly. Gives a good idea of the possibilities. I wish they'd all put a flashing green light on the diesel pump. Very often they're hard as hell to find. === With a long row of pumps they are usually on one end or the other. Of course if you're towing it's nice to avoid a lot of maneuvering. At the bigger places, that's generally true. I once went inside to ask where the diesel pump was. Answer, "Oh, it's around back." Most definitely wouldn't try to take a 33' trailer 'around back'. |
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On Tue, 27 Jun 2017 05:56:43 -0400, Poco Deplorevole
wrote: At the bigger places, that's generally true. I once went inside to ask where the diesel pump was. Answer, "Oh, it's around back." Most definitely wouldn't try to take a 33' trailer 'around back'. Not without looking anyway. ;-) I have been in some tough spots towing my pontoon, behind a stretch E-150. Haven't had to unhook it and take another swing at it tho. |
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On Tuesday, June 27, 2017 at 11:18:58 AM UTC-4, wrote:
On Tue, 27 Jun 2017 05:56:43 -0400, Poco Deplorevole wrote: At the bigger places, that's generally true. I once went inside to ask where the diesel pump was. Answer, "Oh, it's around back." Most definitely wouldn't try to take a 33' trailer 'around back'. Not without looking anyway. ;-) I have been in some tough spots towing my pontoon, behind a stretch E-150. Haven't had to unhook it and take another swing at it tho. A few years ago we had a 25' Winnebago, and I towed my wife's car with it on a tow dolly a few times. There's no backing up with a tow dolly, at least not for more than a few feet. One time I made a wrong turn, got into a tight spot, and had to unstrap and unload the car, get the rig turned around, and load everything back up. What a pain. |
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