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MAN-UP ROOKIE RV-er
Husband--I'm gonna fill up before we hook up
Wife--can we stop at Valero? I like their coffee Husband--Nope, going to Flying J because I'm a Good Sam Card Carrying American and we are driving a diesel big rig baby..and the J is a diesel truck stop and we're gonna save us 8-cents a gallon..So Sorry Baby, you're gonna have to drink trucker coffee. And you might as well get used to it now that we are RV-er's and driving a diesel!!! Wife-- OK Husband--Pumping pure man diesel; sniffing fumes; watching 18-wheelers drive in; admiring brand spanking new first ever F250 6.7 Liter diesel monster....fighting urge to pound chest. Husband--mentally calculating massive fuel savings... $3.41 a gallon less 8-cents is $3.33....watching the pump read-out as the gallons keep ticking. Husband--jumps in truck with big grin and tells wife they got 28-gallons and saved a whopping $2.24 Wife--sipping coffee asks...so what was final price? Husband--$3.33 after our Good Sams discount...hits engine start and listens to diesel fire up.... Wife--sips coffee..looks over and softly says....Valero has diesel for $3.14 Husband--almost injures neck as he whips around to see the Valero sign. Husband--silent Wife--silent Husband--WHOLLY CRAP..how can Flying J be $3.41 a gallon and frigging Valero $3.14??? Husband--silent Wife--maybe it's a testosterone surcharge. Husband--silent Wife--so, how much did we save again??? |
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