Calif Swill guzzles...

True North wrote:
On Saturday, 27 May 2017 17:12:01 UTC-3, Poco Deplorevole Â*wrote:
On Sat, 27 May 2017 12:45:07 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

Wait. Minute, Johnny.
At first you claimed she was ready to go but had some mobility issues.
Now you have her crawling out of her sick bed on crutches.
If you're going to play fast and loose with the facts, how can we be
expected to advise the best course of action?

You need to learn to read. Perhaps you're just too ****ing stupid to comprehend.

You've earned a place with slammer and noname.

No need to get ****ty, JohnnyMop. Â*I was just trying to help.
Oh wait a minute...we're only six hours away from the lord's Day Â*(ADT).
You tend to get your knickers all tied up in a knot every Sunday.


"You were not trying to be helpful. Â*But you were showcasing your stupidity
and being an asshole."


You hanging around on roofs again Swill?
Appears like you've suffered another injury to that soft noggin.

True North wrote:
Calif Swill guzzles...

True North wrote:
On Saturday, 27 May 2017 17:12:01 UTC-3, Poco Deplorevole Â*wrote:
On Sat, 27 May 2017 12:45:07 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

Wait. Minute, Johnny.
At first you claimed she was ready to go but had some mobility issues.
Now you have her crawling out of her sick bed on crutches.
If you're going to play fast and loose with the facts, how can we be
expected to advise the best course of action?

You need to learn to read. Perhaps you're just too ****ing stupid to comprehend.

You've earned a place with slammer and noname.

No need to get ****ty, JohnnyMop. Â*I was just trying to help.
Oh wait a minute...we're only six hours away from the lord's Day Â*(ADT).
You tend to get your knickers all tied up in a knot every Sunday.


"You were not trying to be helpful. Â*But you were showcasing your stupidity
and being an asshole."


You hanging around on roofs again Swill?
Appears like you've suffered another injury to that soft noggin.


Still wrong. Never hit the noggin. What is your excuse for stupidity?
Genetics?

On Saturday, May 27, 2017 at 2:04:38 PM UTC-7, True North wrote:
On Saturday, 27 May 2017 17:12:01 UTC-3, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Sat, 27 May 2017 12:45:07 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

Wait. Minute, Johnny.
At first you claimed she was ready to go but had some mobility issues.
Now you have her crawling out of her sick bed on crutches.
If you're going to play fast and loose with the facts, how can we be expected to advise the best course of action?

You need to learn to read. Perhaps you're just too ****ing stupid to comprehend.

You've earned a place with slammer and noname.

No need to get ****ty, JohnnyMop. I was just trying to help.
Oh wait a minute...we're only six hours away from the lord's Day (ADT).
You tend to get your knickers all tied up in a knot every Sunday.

Congrats Don, You just upstaged Harry for douchebag of the day.
Now go give yourself a reach around.

On Saturday, May 27, 2017 at 2:04:38 PM UTC-7, True North wrote:
On Saturday, 27 May 2017 17:12:01 UTC-3, Poco Deplorevole Â*wrote:
On Sat, 27 May 2017 12:45:07 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

Wait. Minute, Johnny.
At first you claimed she was ready to go but had some mobility issues.
Now you have her crawling out of her sick bed on crutches.
If you're going to play fast and loose with the facts, how can we be expected to advise the best course of action?

You need to learn to read. Perhaps you're just too ****ing stupid to comprehend.

You've earned a place with slammer and noname.

No need to get ****ty, JohnnyMop. Â*I was just trying to help.
Oh wait a minute...we're only six hours away from the lord's Day Â*(ADT).
You tend to get your knickers all tied up in a knot every Sunday.

"Congrats Don, You just upstaged Harry for douchebag of the day.
Now go give yourself a reach around."



Is that even possible?
One of you repugnants will have to describe how you do it.

On Sunday, May 28, 2017 at 6:46:45 AM UTC-7, True North wrote:

On Saturday, May 27, 2017 at 2:04:38 PM UTC-7, True North wrote:
On Saturday, 27 May 2017 17:12:01 UTC-3, Poco Deplorevole Â*wrote:
On Sat, 27 May 2017 12:45:07 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

Wait. Minute, Johnny.
At first you claimed she was ready to go but had some mobility issues.
Now you have her crawling out of her sick bed on crutches.
If you're going to play fast and loose with the facts, how can we be expected to advise the best course of action?

You need to learn to read. Perhaps you're just too ****ing stupid to comprehend.

You've earned a place with slammer and noname.

No need to get ****ty, JohnnyMop. Â*I was just trying to help.
Oh wait a minute...we're only six hours away from the lord's Day Â*(ADT).
You tend to get your knickers all tied up in a knot every Sunday.

"Congrats Don, You just upstaged Harry for douchebag of the day.
Now go give yourself a reach around."



Is that even possible?
One of you repugnants will have to describe how you do it.

Seeing the pics of you standing next to 14" trailer tires I'd guess you to be all of 5'2" tall, bow legged and all.

Thats not to say you could'nt be a nice person if you tried, Its really "up" to you though.

I've met some really nice dwarfs in my life, and non of them seem to be as bitter as you.

On Saturday, May 27, 2017 at 5:04:41 PM UTC-7, True North wrote:
Calif Swill guzzles...

True North wrote:
On Saturday, 27 May 2017 17:12:01 UTC-3, Poco Deplorevole Â*wrote:
On Sat, 27 May 2017 12:45:07 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

Wait. Minute, Johnny.
At first you claimed she was ready to go but had some mobility issues..
Now you have her crawling out of her sick bed on crutches.
If you're going to play fast and loose with the facts, how can we be
expected to advise the best course of action?

You need to learn to read. Perhaps you're just too ****ing stupid to comprehend.

You've earned a place with slammer and noname.

No need to get ****ty, JohnnyMop. Â*I was just trying to help.
Oh wait a minute...we're only six hours away from the lord's Day Â*(ADT).
You tend to get your knickers all tied up in a knot every Sunday.


"You were not trying to be helpful. Â*But you were showcasing your stupidity
and being an asshole."


You hanging around on roofs again Swill?
Appears like you've suffered another injury to that soft noggin.

You seem to have larger than life issues with your dwarfisn, Why is that,
Care to comment?

Me myself, I'm jealous of people like you, I constantly have to get on my knees to check the oil window on my Ducati. What a pita!

On Sun, 28 May 2017 21:46:10 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

On Saturday, May 27, 2017 at 5:04:41 PM UTC-7, True North wrote:
Calif Swill guzzles...

True North wrote:
On Saturday, 27 May 2017 17:12:01 UTC-3, Poco Deplorevole *wrote:
On Sat, 27 May 2017 12:45:07 -0700 (PDT), True North wrote:

Wait. Minute, Johnny.
At first you claimed she was ready to go but had some mobility issues.
Now you have her crawling out of her sick bed on crutches.
If you're going to play fast and loose with the facts, how can we be
expected to advise the best course of action?

You need to learn to read. Perhaps you're just too ****ing stupid to comprehend.

You've earned a place with slammer and noname.

No need to get ****ty, JohnnyMop. *I was just trying to help.
Oh wait a minute...we're only six hours away from the lord's Day *(ADT).
You tend to get your knickers all tied up in a knot every Sunday.


"You were not trying to be helpful. *But you were showcasing your stupidity
and being an asshole."


You hanging around on roofs again Swill?
Appears like you've suffered another injury to that soft noggin.

You seem to have larger than life issues with your dwarfisn, Why is that,
Care to comment?

Me myself, I'm jealous of people like you, I constantly have to get on my knees to check the oil window on my Ducati. What a pita!

Be glad you don't have an older Guzzi. Laying on the floor undoing about 18 bolts to change the oil
filter. What a pita!

5:42 AMPoco Deplorevole
- show quoted text -
Be glad you don't have an older Guzzi. Laying on the floor undoing about 18 bolts to change the oil
filter. What a pita!
......

Same process on a2000 guzzi Jackal only without the benefit of a center stand.

On Mon, 29 May 2017 07:14:42 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


5:42 AMPoco Deplorevole
- show quoted text -
Be glad you don't have an older Guzzi. Laying on the floor undoing about 18 bolts to change the oil
filter. What a pita!
.....

Same process on a2000 guzzi Jackal only without the benefit of a center stand.

With a center stand is a bitch. Without must be a double bitch.

On 5/29/17 10:34 AM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Mon, 29 May 2017 07:14:42 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:


5:42 AMPoco Deplorevole
- show quoted text -
Be glad you don't have an older Guzzi. Laying on the floor undoing about 18 bolts to change the oil
filter. What a pita!
.....

Same process on a2000 guzzi Jackal only without the benefit of a center stand.

With a center stand is a bitch. Without must be a double bitch.


As a nod to "superior" Japanese engineering and design, you have to
unbolt the skid plate on the front of my truck to change the oil filter.

I think only the "offroad" 4WD models have the skidplate. If I lived in
the Souf', I would have skipped the 4WD altogether. But the two times I
drove in the snow this past winter, it was nice to have the traction and
control.