On Wed, 22 Feb 2017 18:06:00 -0500, wrote:

On Wed, 22 Feb 2017 15:43:53 -0500, Poco Deplorevole
wrote:

On Wed, 22 Feb 2017 15:33:00 -0500, wrote:

On Wed, 22 Feb 2017 14:53:14 -0500, Poco Deplorevole
wrote:

Some golf terms for you
A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.
A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.
A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.
A 'John Kennedy, Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.
A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.
An 'O.J.'- got away with one.
A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.
A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.
A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.
A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole.
A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right.
A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds.
A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.
A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.
A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.
A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.
A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.
A 'Tiger Woods' - wrong hole

Except for the last two, I had most of those today!

I have played out the wrong hole on a course.

I did that when playing in NC with my brother. I was just ready to hit a wedge to the green when he
yelled, "Where the hell are you going?" Oh well. My first time on the course.

On Wed, 22 Feb 2017 20:16:54 -0500, Poco Deplorevole
wrote:

I have played out the wrong hole on a course.

I did that when playing in NC with my brother. I was just ready to hit a wedge to the green when he
yelled, "Where the hell are you going?" Oh well. My first time on the course.

I hit a 5 iron out of the woods onto the green with a short putt for a
birdie when I saw the other 3 guys waving from another green. I putted
it out and called it Tweety.