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Poquito Loco June 22nd 16 11:14 AM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
On Tue, 21 Jun 2016 21:36:47 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Alex Wrote in message:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/21/16 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx
miles on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I
logged 180 miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved
the ride and was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine
is. It's no speed demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the
1100cc engine, but the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too.
Anyhow I had it up to 80 which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing
that can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning
on goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the
country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any
of his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.


We're you up there for a poser event? We see a lot of motorcycles
riding in trailers and pick me ups. I guess the owners are afraid
to break in the saddles or wear the little nibs off the tires. To
each his own. ?



A poser event? Would that be what you attend when you visit your old
navee buddies, to reminisce about your wartime escapades sharing condoms?


WFT is THAT? Karen really needs to see these posts.


A psych Dr with a fruitcake living under the same roof. There must
be some interesting conversations going on at her house. Maybe
she keeps him around to have a subject to practice on while off
duty.


I'm guessing maybe a conversation a year. No more.

Poquito Loco June 22nd 16 11:16 AM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
On Tue, 21 Jun 2016 21:46:17 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Poquito Loco Wrote in message:
On Tue, 21 Jun 2016 13:59:07 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/21/16 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180 miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80 which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.


We're you up there for a poser event? We see a lot of motorcycles
riding in trailers and pick me ups. I guess the owners are afraid
to break in the saddles or wear the little nibs off the tires. To
each his own. ?


A poser event? You mean something like those events Herring tows his
portable motel room to so he can hang out with the other old white guys
and listen to ersatz hillbilly music? No, I don't go to those. This was
just one of a few trips I make each year to the New Haven area to hang
out with old friends. Got pretty good MPGs driving up and back, too.


Got a lot of friends up there with Ducatis, eh.

Krause, your bull**** pile won't fit in your barn. Did you ever consider that?


What barn? Do you mean the one we found 1/2 mile away in another
part of his development?


Yup, his 'Maryland red' one, that's not his. Another lie.

Keyser Söze June 22nd 16 11:42 AM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
On 6/21/16 10:00 PM, Tim wrote:
On Tuesday, June 21, 2016 at 7:04:37 PM UTC-5, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/21/16 8:00 PM, Alex wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles
on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180
miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and
was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed
demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but
the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80
which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that
can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on
goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the
country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of
his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.

I call BS on that. There would have been a photo. It's his MO.



You boys are like Pavlov's doggie...easy to make you drool and bark.


Trump, Sarah and the GOP do that for you, Harry.


I do find it fascinating that the Republicans continuously and
repeatedly nominate and elect intellectually challenged anti-science
religious zealots to high political office.

Scientific zealots got us to the moon. Religious zealots crash airplanes
into office buildings.

I read this morning that Trump named Michele Bachmann to one of his
committees. Nothing like having end of days lunatics offering advice, eh?

Tim June 22nd 16 11:50 AM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
On Wednesday, June 22, 2016 at 5:42:43 AM UTC-5, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/21/16 10:00 PM, Tim wrote:
On Tuesday, June 21, 2016 at 7:04:37 PM UTC-5, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/21/16 8:00 PM, Alex wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles
on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180
miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and
was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed
demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but
the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80
which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that
can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on
goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the
country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of
his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.

I call BS on that. There would have been a photo. It's his MO.


You boys are like Pavlov's doggie...easy to make you drool and bark.


Trump, Sarah and the GOP do that for you, Harry.


I do find it fascinating that the Republicans continuously and
repeatedly nominate and elect intellectually challenged anti-science
religious zealots to high political office.

Scientific zealots got us to the moon. Religious zealots crash airplanes
into office buildings.

I read this morning that Trump named Michele Bachmann to one of his
committees. Nothing like having end of days lunatics offering advice, eh?


And like I said.

"Trump, Sarah and the GOP do that for you, Harry. "

Justan olphart June 22nd 16 03:05 PM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
On 6/21/2016 8:27 PM, True North wrote:
Ditzy Dan Kruger babbles...

"WFT is THAT? Karen really needs to see these posts."


I'd love to be there when Margaret reads yours.
I imagine you'd be back sweeping out the warehouse and someone more presentable would be on the front counter.

Is that why you were forced to take early retirement from the Crown
Bottle Capping Corporation? They needed some one more presentable and
qualified to be advanced to superintendent. Now that's believable.

Justan olphart June 22nd 16 03:22 PM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
On 6/22/2016 6:16 AM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Tue, 21 Jun 2016 21:46:17 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Poquito Loco Wrote in message:
On Tue, 21 Jun 2016 13:59:07 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/21/16 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180 miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80 which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.


We're you up there for a poser event? We see a lot of motorcycles
riding in trailers and pick me ups. I guess the owners are afraid
to break in the saddles or wear the little nibs off the tires. To
each his own. ?


A poser event? You mean something like those events Herring tows his
portable motel room to so he can hang out with the other old white guys
and listen to ersatz hillbilly music? No, I don't go to those. This was
just one of a few trips I make each year to the New Haven area to hang
out with old friends. Got pretty good MPGs driving up and back, too.

Got a lot of friends up there with Ducatis, eh.

Krause, your bull**** pile won't fit in your barn. Did you ever consider that?


What barn? Do you mean the one we found 1/2 mile away in another
part of his development?


Yup, his 'Maryland red' one, that's not his. Another lie.

He not only owned it, he hired imaginary Amish people to paint it. God
forbid his imaginary toys don't have a freshly painted barn to rest in.
Some folks have vivid imaginations but this guy is delusional in the
highest order.

Justan olphart June 22nd 16 03:28 PM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
On 6/22/2016 6:42 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/21/16 10:00 PM, Tim wrote:
On Tuesday, June 21, 2016 at 7:04:37 PM UTC-5, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/21/16 8:00 PM, Alex wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles
on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180
miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and
was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed
demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but
the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80
which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that
can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on
goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the
country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of
his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.

I call BS on that. There would have been a photo. It's his MO.


You boys are like Pavlov's doggie...easy to make you drool and bark.


Trump, Sarah and the GOP do that for you, Harry.


I do find it fascinating that the Republicans continuously and
repeatedly nominate and elect intellectually challenged anti-science
religious zealots to high political office.

Scientific zealots got us to the moon. Religious zealots crash airplanes
into office buildings.

I read this morning that Trump named Michele Bachmann to one of his
committees. Nothing like having end of days lunatics offering advice, eh?


How many cabinet positions did Oh-Bummer have to vacate due to his
incompetent judgement, political debt, and hiring practices. One of the
bums ended up as mayor of Chicago.

Alex[_9_] June 23rd 16 12:17 AM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
True North wrote:
Ditzy Dan Kruger babbles...

"WFT is THAT? Karen really needs to see these posts."


I'd love to be there when Margaret reads yours.
I imagine you'd be back sweeping out the warehouse and someone more presentable would be on the front counter.


If you are responding to me you obviously have no idea what I do. Keep
trying.

Alex[_9_] June 23rd 16 12:18 AM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
justan wrote:
Alex Wrote in message:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/21/16 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx
miles on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I
logged 180 miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved
the ride and was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine
is. It's no speed demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the
1100cc engine, but the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too.
Anyhow I had it up to 80 which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing
that can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning
on goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!
You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the
country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any
of his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?


I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.

We're you up there for a poser event? We see a lot of motorcycles
riding in trailers and pick me ups. I guess the owners are afraid
to break in the saddles or wear the little nibs off the tires. To
each his own. ?


A poser event? Would that be what you attend when you visit your old
navee buddies, to reminisce about your wartime escapades sharing condoms?

WFT is THAT? Karen really needs to see these posts.

A psych Dr with a fruitcake living under the same roof. There must
be some interesting conversations going on at her house. Maybe
she keeps him around to have a subject to practice on while off
duty.


My bet is that she has no idea what he is typing all day or she would be
long gone.

Keyser Söze June 23rd 16 12:49 AM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
On 6/22/16 7:17 PM, Alex wrote:
True North wrote:
Ditzy Dan Kruger babbles...

"WFT is THAT? Karen really needs to see these posts."


I'd love to be there when Margaret reads yours.
I imagine you'd be back sweeping out the warehouse and someone more
presentable would be on the front counter.


If you are responding to me you obviously have no idea what I do. Keep
trying.


You mean, your job isn't fondling firearms barrels?


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