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Keyser Söze June 22nd 16 01:07 AM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
On 6/21/16 8:04 PM, Alex wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Monday, June 20, 2016 at 6:26:46 PM UTC-5, Alex wrote:
Tim wrote:
Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles
on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180
miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and
was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed
demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but
the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80
which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that
can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on
goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

Nice! I haven't heard the "word" Aspencade for years! When are you
going to turn that thing into a trike?

LOL. I doubt if I ever turn it into a trike. That's a really
expensive procedure. But they do make a trike kit which is glorified
training wheels for about any motor cycle, and they actually look
good. and costs a tremendous amount less than a typical trike
conversion. But I cant see one in my future...

http://www.2040-motos.com/_content/c...8/4358/007.jpg


I've never seen that type of conversion! It looks like they made an
attempt to hide the rear wheel. Imagine that on Harry's imaginary Ducati.



Imagine you actually buying a really rare and collectible firearm.
Why would anyone trash up a nice, relatively light motorcycle with the
abomination pictured here?

Alex[_9_] June 22nd 16 01:10 AM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/21/16 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx
miles on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I
logged 180 miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved
the ride and was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine
is. It's no speed demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the
1100cc engine, but the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too.
Anyhow I had it up to 80 which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing
that can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning
on goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the
country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any
of his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.


We're you up there for a poser event? We see a lot of motorcycles
riding in trailers and pick me ups. I guess the owners are afraid
to break in the saddles or wear the little nibs off the tires. To
each his own. ?



A poser event? Would that be what you attend when you visit your old
navee buddies, to reminisce about your wartime escapades sharing condoms?


WFT is THAT? Karen really needs to see these posts.

True North[_2_] June 22nd 16 01:27 AM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
Ditzy Dan Kruger babbles...

"WFT is THAT? Â*Karen really needs to see these posts."


I'd love to be there when Margaret reads yours.
I imagine you'd be back sweeping out the warehouse and someone more presentable would be on the front counter.

justan June 22nd 16 02:36 AM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
Alex Wrote in message:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/21/16 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx
miles on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I
logged 180 miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved
the ride and was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine
is. It's no speed demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the
1100cc engine, but the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too.
Anyhow I had it up to 80 which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing
that can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning
on goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the
country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any
of his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.


We're you up there for a poser event? We see a lot of motorcycles
riding in trailers and pick me ups. I guess the owners are afraid
to break in the saddles or wear the little nibs off the tires. To
each his own. ?



A poser event? Would that be what you attend when you visit your old
navee buddies, to reminisce about your wartime escapades sharing condoms?


WFT is THAT? Karen really needs to see these posts.


A psych Dr with a fruitcake living under the same roof. There must
be some interesting conversations going on at her house. Maybe
she keeps him around to have a subject to practice on while off
duty.
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justan June 22nd 16 02:39 AM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/21/16 2:18 PM, justan wrote:
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/21/16 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180 miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80 which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.


We're you up there for a poser event? We see a lot of motorcycles
riding in trailers and pick me ups. I guess the owners are afraid
to break in the saddles or wear the little nibs off the tires. To
each his own. ?


A poser event? You mean something like those events Herring tows his
portable motel room to so he can hang out with the other old white guys
and listen to ersatz hillbilly music? No, I don't go to those. This was
just one of a few trips I make each year to the New Haven area to hang
out with old friends. Got pretty good MPGs driving up and back, too.

BINGO!
Hang out and pose with a bunch of 70 year old juvenile
delinquents. Could you still throw your leg over that thang and
ride it? Didn't think so.


Actually, their ages range from 50 to 76. It's mostly my old gang of
beach/junior high/high school buddies/spouses and newer spouses. I did
take the bike on a day and overnight trip to see a couple of old friends
who retired to Provincetown, MA.


Been there. It's great place to sit on a park bench and observe
the wildlife marching up and down the street.
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justan June 22nd 16 02:41 AM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/21/16 2:18 PM, justan wrote:
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/21/16 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180 miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80 which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.


We're you up there for a poser event? We see a lot of motorcycles
riding in trailers and pick me ups. I guess the owners are afraid
to break in the saddles or wear the little nibs off the tires. To
each his own. ?


A poser event? You mean something like those events Herring tows his
portable motel room to so he can hang out with the other old white guys
and listen to ersatz hillbilly music? No, I don't go to those. This was
just one of a few trips I make each year to the New Haven area to hang
out with old friends. Got pretty good MPGs driving up and back, too.

BINGO!
Hang out and pose with a bunch of 70 year old juvenile
delinquents. Could you still throw your leg over that thang and
ride it? Didn't think so.


Actually, their ages range from 50 to 76. It's mostly my old gang of
beach/junior high/high school buddies/spouses and newer spouses. I did
take the bike on a day and overnight trip to see a couple of old friends
who retired to Provincetown, MA.


50 being the baby you convinced to marry you?
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justan June 22nd 16 02:44 AM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/21/16 2:58 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Tue, 21 Jun 2016 14:18:06 -0400 (EDT), justan wrote:

Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/21/16 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180 miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80 which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.


We're you up there for a poser event? We see a lot of motorcycles
riding in trailers and pick me ups. I guess the owners are afraid
to break in the saddles or wear the little nibs off the tires. To
each his own. ?


A poser event? You mean something like those events Herring tows his
portable motel room to so he can hang out with the other old white guys
and listen to ersatz hillbilly music? No, I don't go to those. This was
just one of a few trips I make each year to the New Haven area to hang
out with old friends. Got pretty good MPGs driving up and back, too.

BINGO! Hang out and pose with a bunch of 70 year old juvenile
delinquents. Could you still throw your leg over that thang and
ride it? Didn't think so.


What thang? He may have taken the Duc up there just to see if the truck would carry it...if he has a
Duc in the first place. Notice there's been no picture of it. Perhaps it doesn't reflect enough
light (maybe a 'ghost' Ducati) to set off the sensors in the Nikon he now owns.


Don't own a Nikon. Why wouldn't my truck carry it?


I'm sure your truck could carry a Nikon. Even Donny's
"truck"could carry it.
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justan June 22nd 16 02:46 AM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
Poquito Loco Wrote in message:
On Tue, 21 Jun 2016 13:59:07 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:

On 6/21/16 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Keyser Söze Wrote in message:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180 miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80 which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.


We're you up there for a poser event? We see a lot of motorcycles
riding in trailers and pick me ups. I guess the owners are afraid
to break in the saddles or wear the little nibs off the tires. To
each his own. ?


A poser event? You mean something like those events Herring tows his
portable motel room to so he can hang out with the other old white guys
and listen to ersatz hillbilly music? No, I don't go to those. This was
just one of a few trips I make each year to the New Haven area to hang
out with old friends. Got pretty good MPGs driving up and back, too.


Got a lot of friends up there with Ducatis, eh.

Krause, your bull**** pile won't fit in your barn. Did you ever consider that?


What barn? Do you mean the one we found 1/2 mile away in another
part of his development?
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Tim June 22nd 16 03:00 AM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
On Tuesday, June 21, 2016 at 7:04:37 PM UTC-5, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/21/16 8:00 PM, Alex wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles
on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180
miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and
was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed
demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but
the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80
which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that
can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on
goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the
country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of
his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.


I call BS on that. There would have been a photo. It's his MO.



You boys are like Pavlov's doggie...easy to make you drool and bark.


Trump, Sarah and the GOP do that for you, Harry.

Poquito Loco June 22nd 16 11:13 AM

340 miles on the Goldwing this weekend
 
On Tue, 21 Jun 2016 19:00:13 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Tuesday, June 21, 2016 at 7:04:37 PM UTC-5, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/21/16 8:00 PM, Alex wrote:
Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/20/16 6:41 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Mon, 20 Jun 2016 14:58:26 -0700 (PDT), Tim
wrote:

Yes I bought one. A used 1983 Honda Aspencade with only 23xxx miles
on it. Nice bike I bought well cheap too. Missus and I logged 180
miles Sunday afternoon. Man was it hot. But she loved the ride and
was impressed at how smooth and quiet this macbine is. It's no speed
demon even though Honda boasts of 81 hp from the 1100cc engine, but
the beast also weighs about 750 lb dry too. Anyhow I had it up to 80
which warrented a tough in the ribs. So..,

Oh this bike has some quirks but it's 33 years old too. Nothing that
can't be reasonably handled though. After work I'm planning on
goofing off maybe another hundred miles tonight. I love it!

You go, guy! Nothing like a nice evening ride out there in the
country. Here it seems to take 45
minutes to get to a decent riding area. Better post a picture or two.

You're probably making Harry feel badly. I havent' heard about any of
his 'Ducati' escapades lately.

How's the seat on that thing? Comfortable?



I don't have "escapades," Racist John, but I was up in Connecticut
recently with my motorcycle, which I transported in the back of my
pick-me-up-truck.

I call BS on that. There would have been a photo. It's his MO.



You boys are like Pavlov's doggie...easy to make you drool and bark.


Trump, Sarah and the GOP do that for you, Harry.


LOL!


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