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Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making officials rethink sex ed BY Meg Wagner NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a colossal chlamydia epidemic. District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak a health issue at “epidemic proportions,” KFOR reported. Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss possible updates to the high school’s conservative sex education program. “We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently ain’t working,” superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. “We need to do all we can, although it’s the parents’ responsibility to educate their kids on sexual education.” However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio Express-News. “If kids are not having any sexual activity, they can’t get this disease,” he said. “That’s not a bad program.” Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting. "If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. |
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On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:
....more Krausescheie |
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On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:
"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. === I'd guess that it's working very well for you. |
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On 6/6/16 12:08 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote: "If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. === I'd guess that it's working very well for you. You're projecting. All my pieces and parts, even my once broken wrist, are in working order. |
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On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote:
Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making officials rethink sex ed BY Meg Wagner NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a colossal chlamydia epidemic. District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak a health issue at “epidemic proportions,” KFOR reported. Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss possible updates to the high school’s conservative sex education program. “We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently ain’t working,” superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. “We need to do all we can, although it’s the parents’ responsibility to educate their kids on sexual education.” However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio Express-News. “If kids are not having any sexual activity, they can’t get this disease,” he said. “That’s not a bad program.” Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting. "If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works. |
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On 6/6/16 1:09 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote: Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making officials rethink sex ed BY Meg Wagner NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a colossal chlamydia epidemic. District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak a health issue at “epidemic proportions,” KFOR reported. Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss possible updates to the high school’s conservative sex education program. “We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently ain’t working,” superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. “We need to do all we can, although it’s the parents’ responsibility to educate their kids on sexual education.” However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio Express-News. “If kids are not having any sexual activity, they can’t get this disease,” he said. “That’s not a bad program.” Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting. "If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works. D'oh, that's not what the super meant. D'oh. |
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On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:
District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are down right giddy over the Zika virus |
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On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 13:12:05 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 6/6/16 1:09 PM, Poquito Loco wrote: On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Sze wrote: Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making officials rethink sex ed BY Meg Wagner NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a colossal chlamydia epidemic. District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High Schools 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak a health issue at epidemic proportions, KFOR reported. Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss possible updates to the high schools conservative sex education program. We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently aint working, superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. We need to do all we can, although its the parents responsibility to educate their kids on sexual education. However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio Express-News. If kids are not having any sexual activity, they cant get this disease, he said. Thats not a bad program. Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting. "If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works. D'oh, that's not what the super meant. D'oh. D'oh, you said, "Abstinence "ain't working"." You were again showing your total ignorance. |
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Today's Chuckle...
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 10:09:36 -0700 (PDT), Poquito Loco
wrote: On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Sze wrote: Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making officials rethink sex ed BY Meg Wagner NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a colossal chlamydia epidemic. District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High Schools 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak a health issue at epidemic proportions, KFOR reported. Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss possible updates to the high schools conservative sex education program. We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently aint working, superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. We need to do all we can, although its the parents responsibility to educate their kids on sexual education. However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio Express-News. If kids are not having any sexual activity, they cant get this disease, he said. Thats not a bad program. Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting. "If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works. === Abstinence makes the fart go honda. (to paraphrase an old, bad joke) http://www.medical-jokes.com/every-time-i-fart-it-sounds-like-the-word-honda/ |
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On Mon, 06 Jun 2016 14:15:20 -0400, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 10:09:36 -0700 (PDT), Poquito Loco wrote: On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Sze wrote: Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making officials rethink sex ed BY Meg Wagner NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a colossal chlamydia epidemic. District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High Schools 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak a health issue at epidemic proportions, KFOR reported. Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss possible updates to the high schools conservative sex education program. We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently aint working, superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. We need to do all we can, although its the parents responsibility to educate their kids on sexual education. However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio Express-News. If kids are not having any sexual activity, they cant get this disease, he said. Thats not a bad program. Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting. "If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works. === Abstinence makes the fart go honda. (to paraphrase an old, bad joke) http://www.medical-jokes.com/every-time-i-fart-it-sounds-like-the-word-honda/ Cute! I'll have to abstain for a week and see if that works. |
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