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Today's Chuckle...
Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making officials rethink sex ed BY Meg Wagner NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a colossal chlamydia epidemic. District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak a health issue at “epidemic proportions,” KFOR reported. Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss possible updates to the high school’s conservative sex education program. “We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently ain’t working,” superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. “We need to do all we can, although it’s the parents’ responsibility to educate their kids on sexual education.” However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio Express-News. “If kids are not having any sexual activity, they can’t get this disease,” he said. “That’s not a bad program.” Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting. "If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. |
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Today's Chuckle...
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:
....more Krausescheie |
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Today's Chuckle...
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:
"If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. === I'd guess that it's working very well for you. |
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#4
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Today's Chuckle...
On 6/6/16 12:08 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote: "If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. === I'd guess that it's working very well for you. You're projecting. All my pieces and parts, even my once broken wrist, are in working order. |
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#5
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Today's Chuckle...
On 6/6/2016 12:16 PM, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 6/6/16 12:08 PM, Wayne.B wrote: On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote: "If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. === I'd guess that it's working very well for you. You're projecting. All my pieces and parts, even my once broken wrist, are in working order. Firing blanks? |
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#6
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Today's Chuckle...
On 6/6/16 3:39 PM, Justan Olphart wrote:
On 6/6/2016 12:16 PM, Keyser Sze wrote: On 6/6/16 12:08 PM, Wayne.B wrote: On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote: "If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. === I'd guess that it's working very well for you. You're projecting. All my pieces and parts, even my once broken wrist, are in working order. Firing blanks? Yup. Got snipped decades ago. |
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#7
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Today's Chuckle...
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:47:53 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 6/6/16 3:39 PM, Justan Olphart wrote: On 6/6/2016 12:16 PM, Keyser Sze wrote: On 6/6/16 12:08 PM, Wayne.B wrote: On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote: "If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. === I'd guess that it's working very well for you. You're projecting. All my pieces and parts, even my once broken wrist, are in working order. Firing blanks? Yup. Got snipped decades ago. === He broke his wrist excercising his other parts. |
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#8
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Today's Chuckle...
On 6/6/2016 3:47 PM, Keyser Sze wrote:
On 6/6/16 3:39 PM, Justan Olphart wrote: On 6/6/2016 12:16 PM, Keyser Sze wrote: On 6/6/16 12:08 PM, Wayne.B wrote: On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Sze wrote: "If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. === I'd guess that it's working very well for you. You're projecting. All my pieces and parts, even my once broken wrist, are in working order. Firing blanks? Yup. Got snipped decades ago. The judge that made that happen did society a huge favor. |
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#9
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Today's Chuckle...
On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote:
Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making officials rethink sex ed BY Meg Wagner NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a colossal chlamydia epidemic. District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak a health issue at “epidemic proportions,” KFOR reported. Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss possible updates to the high school’s conservative sex education program. “We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently ain’t working,” superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. “We need to do all we can, although it’s the parents’ responsibility to educate their kids on sexual education.” However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio Express-News. “If kids are not having any sexual activity, they can’t get this disease,” he said. “That’s not a bad program.” Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting. "If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works. |
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#10
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Today's Chuckle...
On 6/6/16 1:09 PM, Poquito Loco wrote:
On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote: Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making officials rethink sex ed BY Meg Wagner NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a colossal chlamydia epidemic. District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak a health issue at “epidemic proportions,” KFOR reported. Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss possible updates to the high school’s conservative sex education program. “We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently ain’t working,” superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. “We need to do all we can, although it’s the parents’ responsibility to educate their kids on sexual education.” However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio Express-News. “If kids are not having any sexual activity, they can’t get this disease,” he said. “That’s not a bad program.” Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting. "If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works. D'oh, that's not what the super meant. D'oh. |
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