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On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 13:12:05 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/6/16 1:09 PM, Poquito Loco wrote: On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote: Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making officials rethink sex ed BY Meg Wagner NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a colossal chlamydia epidemic. District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak a health issue at “epidemic proportions,” KFOR reported. Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss possible updates to the high school’s conservative sex education program. “We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently ain’t working,” superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. “We need to do all we can, although it’s the parents’ responsibility to educate their kids on sexual education.” However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio Express-News. “If kids are not having any sexual activity, they can’t get this disease,” he said. “That’s not a bad program.” Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting. "If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works. D'oh, that's not what the super meant. D'oh. D'oh, you said, "Abstinence "ain't working"." You were again showing your total ignorance. |
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On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 10:09:36 -0700 (PDT), Poquito Loco
wrote: On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote: Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making officials rethink sex ed BY Meg Wagner NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a colossal chlamydia epidemic. District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak a health issue at “epidemic proportions,” KFOR reported. Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss possible updates to the high school’s conservative sex education program. “We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently ain’t working,” superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. “We need to do all we can, although it’s the parents’ responsibility to educate their kids on sexual education.” However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio Express-News. “If kids are not having any sexual activity, they can’t get this disease,” he said. “That’s not a bad program.” Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting. "If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works. === Abstinence makes the fart go honda. (to paraphrase an old, bad joke) http://www.medical-jokes.com/every-time-i-fart-it-sounds-like-the-word-honda/ |
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On Mon, 06 Jun 2016 14:15:20 -0400, Wayne.B wrote:
On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 10:09:36 -0700 (PDT), Poquito Loco wrote: On Monday, June 6, 2016 at 11:28:04 AM UTC-4, Keyser Söze wrote: Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school, making officials rethink sex ed BY Meg Wagner NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a colossal chlamydia epidemic. District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak a health issue at “epidemic proportions,” KFOR reported. Crane Independent School District officials met Monday to discuss possible updates to the high school’s conservative sex education program. “We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that evidently ain’t working,” superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. “We need to do all we can, although it’s the parents’ responsibility to educate their kids on sexual education.” However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio Express-News. “If kids are not having any sexual activity, they can’t get this disease,” he said. “That’s not a bad program.” Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting. "If the kids are not having any sexual activity..." But, they are. Abstinence "ain't working." What a surprise. That's more total ignorance on your part. Abstinence most certainly works. === Abstinence makes the fart go honda. (to paraphrase an old, bad joke) http://www.medical-jokes.com/every-time-i-fart-it-sounds-like-the-word-honda/ Cute! I'll have to abstain for a week and see if that works. |
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On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:
District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are down right giddy over the Zika virus |
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On 6/6/2016 3:36 PM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote: On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are down right giddy over the Zika virus I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school is teach kids about safe sex and birth control. Teach em about cross pollination. The smart ones will figure out the rest. |
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On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote: On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are down right giddy over the Zika virus I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school is teach kids about safe sex and birth control. Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box |
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On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote: On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are down right giddy over the Zika virus I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school is teach kids about safe sex and birth control. Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box "...safe sex and birth control." D'oh. -- Sent from my iPhone 6+ |
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On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 16:53:04 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:
wrote: On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote: On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are down right giddy over the Zika virus I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school is teach kids about safe sex and birth control. Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box "...safe sex and birth control." D'oh. Having your continuous postings of Krausescheiße shoved down your throat must be tiresome. Why not just stop? And, you call others coward and pussy because they won't provide you with the information you so desperately seek...yet you're acting like a chicken**** about your owls. How are they doing? |
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On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 16:53:04 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote:
wrote: On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 15:36:59 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: On 6/6/16 1:37 PM, wrote: On Mon, 6 Jun 2016 11:28:02 -0400, Keyser Söze wrote: District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease. You are the only person I know who celebrates disease. I bet you are down right giddy over the Zika virus I'm "giddy" over the never ending efforts of right-wingers to control the sexuality of teen-agers. What they should have done in that school is teach kids about safe sex and birth control. Birth control does not control VD. It says so right on the box "...safe sex and birth control." D'oh. Yeah, because that is working so well in the Northern cities. Nobody would even write a story of STDs and unwed pregnancy in DC because that is just the way it is. I guess the promotion of "protected safe sex" is not working that well either |
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