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The bear season opens in Florida tomorrow. I wonder what bear meat
tastes like. Chicken? |
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Justan Olphart wrote:
The bear season opens in Florida tomorrow. I wonder what bear meat tastes like. Chicken? Pork. |
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On Fri, 23 Oct 2015 19:10:10 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote: The bear season opens in Florida tomorrow. I wonder what bear meat tastes like. Chicken? === More like eagle or manatee, or so I'm told. |
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On Fri, 23 Oct 2015 19:10:10 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:
The bear season opens in Florida tomorrow. I wonder what bear meat tastes like. Chicken? They eat a lot of nuts and berries, and they hang around trees, right? Therefore they'd probably taste like a big f'ing squirrel. Ask Tim. He's probably wrestled one to the ground and then skinned and butchered it. -- Ban idiots, not guns! |
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On Saturday, October 24, 2015 at 6:36:24 AM UTC-5, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 23 Oct 2015 19:10:10 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote: The bear season opens in Florida tomorrow. I wonder what bear meat tastes like. Chicken? They eat a lot of nuts and berries, and they hang around trees, right? Therefore they'd probably taste like a big f'ing squirrel. Ask Tim. He's probably wrestled one to the ground and then skinned and butchered it. -- Ban idiots, not guns! They taste like a cross between bald eagle and spotted owl. |
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On Sat, 24 Oct 2015 04:51:05 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:
On Saturday, October 24, 2015 at 6:36:24 AM UTC-5, John H. wrote: On Fri, 23 Oct 2015 19:10:10 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote: The bear season opens in Florida tomorrow. I wonder what bear meat tastes like. Chicken? They eat a lot of nuts and berries, and they hang around trees, right? Therefore they'd probably taste like a big f'ing squirrel. Ask Tim. He's probably wrestled one to the ground and then skinned and butchered it. -- Ban idiots, not guns! They taste like a cross between bald eagle and spotted owl. Owls? Well, Harry is our local expert on owls, so I reckon someone should ask him what bears taste like. -- Ban idiots, not guns! |
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On Sat, 24 Oct 2015 08:17:44 -0400, John H.
wrote: They taste like a cross between bald eagle and spotted owl. Owls? Well, Harry is our local expert on owls, so I reckon someone should ask him what bears taste like. === I'd prefer to ask a bear what Harry tasted like. |
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