Attn sharp shooters
On Saturday, October 24, 2015 at 6:36:24 AM UTC-5, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 23 Oct 2015 19:10:10 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:
The bear season opens in Florida tomorrow. I wonder what bear meat
tastes like. Chicken?
They eat a lot of nuts and berries, and they hang around trees, right?
Therefore they'd probably taste like a big f'ing squirrel.
Ask Tim. He's probably wrestled one to the ground and then skinned and butchered it.
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Ban idiots, not guns!
They taste like a cross between bald eagle and spotted owl.
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