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The bear season opens in Florida tomorrow. I wonder what bear meat
tastes like. Chicken?

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Justan Olphart wrote:
The bear season opens in Florida tomorrow. I wonder what bear meat
tastes like. Chicken?


Pork.

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On Fri, 23 Oct 2015 19:10:10 -0400, Justan Olphart
wrote:

The bear season opens in Florida tomorrow. I wonder what bear meat
tastes like. Chicken?

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More like eagle or manatee, or so I'm told.

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On Fri, 23 Oct 2015 19:10:10 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

The bear season opens in Florida tomorrow. I wonder what bear meat
tastes like. Chicken?

They eat a lot of nuts and berries, and they hang around trees, right?

Therefore they'd probably taste like a big f'ing squirrel.

Ask Tim. He's probably wrestled one to the ground and then skinned and butchered it.
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On Saturday, October 24, 2015 at 6:36:24 AM UTC-5, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 23 Oct 2015 19:10:10 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

The bear season opens in Florida tomorrow. I wonder what bear meat
tastes like. Chicken?

They eat a lot of nuts and berries, and they hang around trees, right?

Therefore they'd probably taste like a big f'ing squirrel.

Ask Tim. He's probably wrestled one to the ground and then skinned and butchered it.
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They taste like a cross between bald eagle and spotted owl.

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On Sat, 24 Oct 2015 04:51:05 -0700 (PDT), Tim wrote:

On Saturday, October 24, 2015 at 6:36:24 AM UTC-5, John H. wrote:
On Fri, 23 Oct 2015 19:10:10 -0400, Justan Olphart wrote:

The bear season opens in Florida tomorrow. I wonder what bear meat
tastes like. Chicken?

They eat a lot of nuts and berries, and they hang around trees, right?

Therefore they'd probably taste like a big f'ing squirrel.

Ask Tim. He's probably wrestled one to the ground and then skinned and butchered it.
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They taste like a cross between bald eagle and spotted owl.

Owls? Well, Harry is our local expert on owls, so I reckon someone should ask him
what bears taste like.
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On Sat, 24 Oct 2015 08:17:44 -0400, John H.
wrote:

They taste like a cross between bald eagle and spotted owl.

Owls? Well, Harry is our local expert on owls, so I reckon someone should ask him
what bears taste like.

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I'd prefer to ask a bear what Harry tasted like.