On Sun, 15 Mar 2015 10:34:09 -0400, "Mr. Luddite" wrote:

On 3/15/2015 10:31 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:25 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 10:14 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 10:00 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:53 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
On 3/15/15 9:50 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 3/15/2015 9:44 AM, Keyser Söze wrote:
Big social news from Alaska: Bristol Palin is engaged to Dakota
Meyer.

Bristol said, "He’s so romantic! He asked me to marry him at a
Rascal
Flatts concert."

Important Questions:

(1) How pregnant is (anti-unwed motherhood spokesperson) Bristol
this
time?

(2) What will the baby's name be, Moose? Phlegm? Putin? Shotgun?

(3) What's the name of Bristol's next love, Oshkosh, Wrangler,
Wyoming,
Hawaii?

(4) How many will be arrested at the pre-wedding dinner?

(5) What kind of roadkill will be served?

(6) Do any Palins know the difference between fiancé and fiancée?

(7) What did Bristol select at the bridal registries at Tractor
Supply
and Cabela's?

(This is from my half-bro in Connecticut, who is far more attuned to
the
lives of *Celebrities* than I am.)



Her husband to be is a Medal of Honor recipient.

He'd have to be one brave fellow to marry into that dysfunctional
family.



Bristol Palin is dysfunctional because she had a kid out of wedlock?
How liberal of you.



No, the entire Palin family is dysfunctional, and not because Bristol
had a child out of wedlock.



Well, for a dysfunctional family the Palin clan seems to be enjoying
success ... financial and otherwise ... that most, including you or I
will ever achieve.



'Mericans love freak shows. I don't know about the patriarch up there,
though...he seems to be a pretty normal guy whose outlet is to
"escape" to long sled dog races, fishing trips, et cetera.

BTW, I wouldn't judge Bristol in an unfavorable light for having a child
out of wedlock. But I would judge her mama unfavorably for allowing the
young man who committed statutory rape on Bristol and impregnated her to
move into Bristol's bedroom in the family house. And I would judge
Bristol unfavorably for positioning herself as a spokesperson for
anti-unwed-motherhood. Bristol is also a terrible dancer but, then, so
am I.


She also has much nicer legs than you.


Spoken like a true, freak show loving 'Merican.
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Guns don't cause problems. Gun owner
*behavior* causes problems.