Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic
Stimulus' payment.


This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a
Q & A format:



Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?


A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.



Q.Where will the government get this money ?


A. From taxpayers.



Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?


A. Only a smidgen of it.



Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?


A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a;high-definition
TV set, thus stimulating the economy.



Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?


A. Shut up.



Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by
spending your stimulus check wisely:



* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will ;go to
China or Sri Lanka .



* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.



* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or;China ..



* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras
and Guatemala ..



* If you buy a fuel efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea


* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .


* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go ;to
management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.


Instead, keep the money in America by:


1) Spending it at yard sales, or


2) Going to ball games, or


3) Spending it on prostitutes, or


4) Beer or


5) Tattoos.


(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)


Conclusion:


Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard
;sale and drink beer all day !



No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.







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with a liberal."

....Peter Brimelow (Author)
(Thanks, Luddite!)

On Tuesday, November 18, 2014 5:14:54 PM UTC-5, John H. wrote:

No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.


If you weren't such a uninformed, stupid backwood ****, you'd be ok.

Yeah, but today the dems in the senate did not learn anything from the recent election. This will be Landreu's swan song.

Yeah, but today the senate voted down the Keystone Pipeline. Guess they did not learn any lesson from the recent election. Looks like Landreu will be going down the the runoff election next month.

On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 18:24:06 -0500, wrote:

On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco
wrote:

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.



That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's
goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil
itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy
independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy
exporter again.

That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump
today.

Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy
American" plan either.
Go to a NASCAR race !

That works. Go to a NASCAR race with a tattooed prostitute that you
met at a yard sale and drink beer all day! Better than a baseball game
anyway.

On 11/19/2014 7:31 AM, Poco Loco wrote:
On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 18:24:06 -0500, wrote:

On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco
wrote:

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.



That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's
goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil
itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy
independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy
exporter again.

That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump
today.

Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy
American" plan either.
Go to a NASCAR race !

That works. Go to a NASCAR race with a tattooed prostitute that you
met at a yard sale and drink beer all day! Better than a baseball game
anyway.


Better, except if you'd rather watch a bunch of furriners standing
around scratching their balls and spitting tobacco juice. "Ball 4" walk
yee bastaad, and get some exercise. ;-)

On Wednesday, November 19, 2014 7:31:10 AM UTC-5, John H. wrote:

That works. Go to a NASCAR race with a tattooed prostitute that you
met at a yard sale and drink beer all day! Better than a baseball game
anyway.

The above is greasy herrings fantasy. Must have ****ed a lot of Vietnamese whores while over in the Vietnam War.

On 11/19/14 2:03 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 19 Nov 2014 07:31:12 -0500, Poco Loco
wrote:

On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 18:24:06 -0500, wrote:

On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco
wrote:

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.



That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's
goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil
itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy
independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy
exporter again.

That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump
today.

Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy
American" plan either.
Go to a NASCAR race !

That works. Go to a NASCAR race with a tattooed prostitute that you
met at a yard sale and drink beer all day! Better than a baseball game
anyway.

I think the whole idea is good except the prostitute part. I will take
my wife and spoil her with American made gifts ;-)


Herring apparently gets his dates at yard sales

--
Just because you are opposed to abortion doesn’t make you pro-life. Your
morality is deeply lacking if all you want is a child born but not a
child fed, not a child educated, not a child housed, not a child
clothed, not a child able to see the doctor. That’s not pro-life…that’s
pro-birth.

On 11/18/2014 5:24 PM, wrote:
On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco
wrote:

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.



That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's
goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil
itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy
independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy
exporter again.

That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump
today.

Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy
American" plan either.
Go to a NASCAR race !

Several years ago before Toyata was part of Nascar there was debate
on the whether a Japanese car should be allowed. The cars used as models
for Nascar stock cars then were the Chevrolet Monte Carlo built in
Canada, the Ford Fusion built Mexico and the car in question was the
Camry built in Tennessee.
Mikek


PS. I could have some facts wrong but the point that is, both the Ford
and Chevy were built in other countries and the Camry was built in the US.




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On 11/19/14 11:38 AM, amdx wrote:
On 11/18/2014 5:24 PM, wrote:
On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco
wrote:

* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.



That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's
goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil
itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy
independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy
exporter again.

That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump
today.

Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy
American" plan either.
Go to a NASCAR race !

Several years ago before Toyata was part of Nascar there was debate
on the whether a Japanese car should be allowed. The cars used as models
for Nascar stock cars then were the Chevrolet Monte Carlo built in
Canada, the Ford Fusion built Mexico and the car in question was the
Camry built in Tennessee.
Mikek


PS. I could have some facts wrong but the point that is, both the Ford
and Chevy were built in other countries and the Camry was built in the US.





I'm surprised you righties like NASCAR so much, what with the cars only
turning left.




--
Just because you are opposed to abortion doesn’t make you pro-life. Your
morality is deeply lacking if all you want is a child born but not a
child fed, not a child educated, not a child housed, not a child
clothed, not a child able to see the doctor. That’s not pro-life…that’s
pro-birth.