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The Economic Stimulus defined...
Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q.Where will the government get this money ? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ? A. Only a smidgen of it. Q. What is the purpose of this payment ? A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a;high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will ;go to China or Sri Lanka . * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or;China .. * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala .. * If you buy a fuel efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go ;to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. Instead, keep the money in America by: 1) Spending it at yard sales, or 2) Going to ball games, or 3) Spending it on prostitutes, or 4) Beer or 5) Tattoos. (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.) Conclusion: Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard ;sale and drink beer all day ! No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help. -- "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who's winning an argument with a liberal." ....Peter Brimelow (Author) (Thanks, Luddite!) |
Yeah, but today the dems in the senate did not learn anything from the recent election. This will be Landreu's swan song.
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Yeah, but today the senate voted down the Keystone Pipeline. Guess they did not learn any lesson from the recent election. Looks like Landreu will be going down the the runoff election next month.
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The Economic Stimulus defined...
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The Economic Stimulus defined...
On 11/18/2014 5:24 PM, wrote:
On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco wrote: * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy exporter again. That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump today. Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy American" plan either. Go to a NASCAR race ! Several years ago before Toyata was part of Nascar there was debate on the whether a Japanese car should be allowed. The cars used as models for Nascar stock cars then were the Chevrolet Monte Carlo built in Canada, the Ford Fusion built Mexico and the car in question was the Camry built in Tennessee. Mikek PS. I could have some facts wrong but the point that is, both the Ford and Chevy were built in other countries and the Camry was built in the US. --- This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active. http://www.avast.com |
The Economic Stimulus defined...
On 11/19/14 11:38 AM, amdx wrote:
On 11/18/2014 5:24 PM, wrote: On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco wrote: * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy exporter again. That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump today. Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy American" plan either. Go to a NASCAR race ! Several years ago before Toyata was part of Nascar there was debate on the whether a Japanese car should be allowed. The cars used as models for Nascar stock cars then were the Chevrolet Monte Carlo built in Canada, the Ford Fusion built Mexico and the car in question was the Camry built in Tennessee. Mikek PS. I could have some facts wrong but the point that is, both the Ford and Chevy were built in other countries and the Camry was built in the US. I'm surprised you righties like NASCAR so much, what with the cars only turning left. -- Just because you are opposed to abortion doesn’t make you pro-life. Your morality is deeply lacking if all you want is a child born but not a child fed, not a child educated, not a child housed, not a child clothed, not a child able to see the doctor. That’s not pro-life…that’s pro-birth. |
The Economic Stimulus defined...
F*O*A*D wrote:
On 11/19/14 11:38 AM, amdx wrote: On 11/18/2014 5:24 PM, wrote: On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco wrote: * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy exporter again. That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump today. Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy American" plan either. Go to a NASCAR race ! Several years ago before Toyata was part of Nascar there was debate on the whether a Japanese car should be allowed. The cars used as models for Nascar stock cars then were the Chevrolet Monte Carlo built in Canada, the Ford Fusion built Mexico and the car in question was the Camry built in Tennessee. Mikek PS. I could have some facts wrong but the point that is, both the Ford and Chevy were built in other countries and the Camry was built in the US. I'm surprised you righties like NASCAR so much, what with the cars only turning left. They make some right turns on some tracks. |
The Economic Stimulus defined...
On 11/19/2014 11:38 AM, amdx wrote:
On 11/18/2014 5:24 PM, wrote: On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco wrote: * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy exporter again. That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump today. Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy American" plan either. Go to a NASCAR race ! Several years ago before Toyata was part of Nascar there was debate on the whether a Japanese car should be allowed. The cars used as models for Nascar stock cars then were the Chevrolet Monte Carlo built in Canada, the Ford Fusion built Mexico and the car in question was the Camry built in Tennessee. Mikek PS. I could have some facts wrong but the point that is, both the Ford and Chevy were built in other countries and the Camry was built in the US. --- This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active. http://www.avast.com I think they were more talking about the spectators... Liberals in congress think NASCAR fans are dirty... |
The Economic Stimulus defined...
On 11/19/2014 12:05 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote: On 11/19/14 11:38 AM, amdx wrote: On 11/18/2014 5:24 PM, wrote: On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco wrote: * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy exporter again. That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump today. Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy American" plan either. Go to a NASCAR race ! Several years ago before Toyata was part of Nascar there was debate on the whether a Japanese car should be allowed. The cars used as models for Nascar stock cars then were the Chevrolet Monte Carlo built in Canada, the Ford Fusion built Mexico and the car in question was the Camry built in Tennessee. Mikek PS. I could have some facts wrong but the point that is, both the Ford and Chevy were built in other countries and the Camry was built in the US. I'm surprised you righties like NASCAR so much, what with the cars only turning left. They don't just turn left, what's with asking stupid questions about something you know little about, and care less about? They make some right turns on some tracks. |
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