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Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q.Where will the government get this money ? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ? A. Only a smidgen of it. Q. What is the purpose of this payment ? A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a;high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will ;go to China or Sri Lanka . * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or;China .. * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala .. * If you buy a fuel efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go ;to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. Instead, keep the money in America by: 1) Spending it at yard sales, or 2) Going to ball games, or 3) Spending it on prostitutes, or 4) Beer or 5) Tattoos. (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.) Conclusion: Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard ;sale and drink beer all day ! No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help. -- "The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who's winning an argument with a liberal." ....Peter Brimelow (Author) (Thanks, Luddite!) |
Yeah, but today the dems in the senate did not learn anything from the recent election. This will be Landreu's swan song.
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Yeah, but today the senate voted down the Keystone Pipeline. Guess they did not learn any lesson from the recent election. Looks like Landreu will be going down the the runoff election next month.
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On 11/18/2014 5:24 PM, wrote:
On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco wrote: * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy exporter again. That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump today. Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy American" plan either. Go to a NASCAR race ! Several years ago before Toyata was part of Nascar there was debate on the whether a Japanese car should be allowed. The cars used as models for Nascar stock cars then were the Chevrolet Monte Carlo built in Canada, the Ford Fusion built Mexico and the car in question was the Camry built in Tennessee. Mikek PS. I could have some facts wrong but the point that is, both the Ford and Chevy were built in other countries and the Camry was built in the US. --- This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active. http://www.avast.com |
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On 11/19/14 11:38 AM, amdx wrote:
On 11/18/2014 5:24 PM, wrote: On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco wrote: * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy exporter again. That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump today. Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy American" plan either. Go to a NASCAR race ! Several years ago before Toyata was part of Nascar there was debate on the whether a Japanese car should be allowed. The cars used as models for Nascar stock cars then were the Chevrolet Monte Carlo built in Canada, the Ford Fusion built Mexico and the car in question was the Camry built in Tennessee. Mikek PS. I could have some facts wrong but the point that is, both the Ford and Chevy were built in other countries and the Camry was built in the US. I'm surprised you righties like NASCAR so much, what with the cars only turning left. -- Just because you are opposed to abortion doesn’t make you pro-life. Your morality is deeply lacking if all you want is a child born but not a child fed, not a child educated, not a child housed, not a child clothed, not a child able to see the doctor. That’s not pro-life…that’s pro-birth. |
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F*O*A*D wrote:
On 11/19/14 11:38 AM, amdx wrote: On 11/18/2014 5:24 PM, wrote: On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco wrote: * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy exporter again. That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump today. Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy American" plan either. Go to a NASCAR race ! Several years ago before Toyata was part of Nascar there was debate on the whether a Japanese car should be allowed. The cars used as models for Nascar stock cars then were the Chevrolet Monte Carlo built in Canada, the Ford Fusion built Mexico and the car in question was the Camry built in Tennessee. Mikek PS. I could have some facts wrong but the point that is, both the Ford and Chevy were built in other countries and the Camry was built in the US. I'm surprised you righties like NASCAR so much, what with the cars only turning left. They make some right turns on some tracks. |
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On 11/19/2014 11:38 AM, amdx wrote:
On 11/18/2014 5:24 PM, wrote: On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco wrote: * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy exporter again. That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump today. Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy American" plan either. Go to a NASCAR race ! Several years ago before Toyata was part of Nascar there was debate on the whether a Japanese car should be allowed. The cars used as models for Nascar stock cars then were the Chevrolet Monte Carlo built in Canada, the Ford Fusion built Mexico and the car in question was the Camry built in Tennessee. Mikek PS. I could have some facts wrong but the point that is, both the Ford and Chevy were built in other countries and the Camry was built in the US. --- This email is free from viruses and malware because avast! Antivirus protection is active. http://www.avast.com I think they were more talking about the spectators... Liberals in congress think NASCAR fans are dirty... |
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On 11/19/2014 12:05 PM, Califbill wrote:
F*O*A*D wrote: On 11/19/14 11:38 AM, amdx wrote: On 11/18/2014 5:24 PM, wrote: On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco wrote: * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy exporter again. That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump today. Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy American" plan either. Go to a NASCAR race ! Several years ago before Toyata was part of Nascar there was debate on the whether a Japanese car should be allowed. The cars used as models for Nascar stock cars then were the Chevrolet Monte Carlo built in Canada, the Ford Fusion built Mexico and the car in question was the Camry built in Tennessee. Mikek PS. I could have some facts wrong but the point that is, both the Ford and Chevy were built in other countries and the Camry was built in the US. I'm surprised you righties like NASCAR so much, what with the cars only turning left. They don't just turn left, what's with asking stupid questions about something you know little about, and care less about? They make some right turns on some tracks. |
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On 11/19/14 1:15 PM, KC wrote:
On 11/19/2014 12:05 PM, Califbill wrote: F*O*A*D wrote: On 11/19/14 11:38 AM, amdx wrote: On 11/18/2014 5:24 PM, wrote: On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco wrote: * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy exporter again. That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump today. Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy American" plan either. Go to a NASCAR race ! Several years ago before Toyata was part of Nascar there was debate on the whether a Japanese car should be allowed. The cars used as models for Nascar stock cars then were the Chevrolet Monte Carlo built in Canada, the Ford Fusion built Mexico and the car in question was the Camry built in Tennessee. Mikek PS. I could have some facts wrong but the point that is, both the Ford and Chevy were built in other countries and the Camry was built in the US. I'm surprised you righties like NASCAR so much, what with the cars only turning left. They don't just turn left, what's with asking stupid questions about something you know little about, and care less about? They make some right turns on some tracks. I went to a Daytona 500 some decades ago. All the turns around the track were towards the left. Not my favorite kind of motor racing. -- Just because you are opposed to abortion doesn’t make you pro-life. Your morality is deeply lacking if all you want is a child born but not a child fed, not a child educated, not a child housed, not a child clothed, not a child able to see the doctor. That’s not pro-life…that’s pro-birth. |
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On 11/19/14 2:03 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 19 Nov 2014 07:31:12 -0500, Poco Loco wrote: On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 18:24:06 -0500, wrote: On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco wrote: * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy exporter again. That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump today. Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy American" plan either. Go to a NASCAR race ! That works. Go to a NASCAR race with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day! Better than a baseball game anyway. I think the whole idea is good except the prostitute part. I will take my wife and spoil her with American made gifts ;-) Herring apparently gets his dates at yard sales -- Just because you are opposed to abortion doesn’t make you pro-life. Your morality is deeply lacking if all you want is a child born but not a child fed, not a child educated, not a child housed, not a child clothed, not a child able to see the doctor. That’s not pro-life…that’s pro-birth. |
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On 11/19/2014 2:09 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 19 Nov 2014 10:38:40 -0600, amdx wrote: On 11/18/2014 5:24 PM, wrote: On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco wrote: * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy exporter again. That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump today. Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy American" plan either. Go to a NASCAR race ! Several years ago before Toyata was part of Nascar there was debate on the whether a Japanese car should be allowed. The cars used as models for Nascar stock cars then were the Chevrolet Monte Carlo built in Canada, the Ford Fusion built Mexico and the car in question was the Camry built in Tennessee. Mikek PS. I could have some facts wrong but the point that is, both the Ford and Chevy were built in other countries and the Camry was built in the US. NASCAR has virtually nothing to do with real cars. They use a custom body with a shape "inspired" by a production car but there is nothing but the logo that is actually common between them. These things are built more like airplanes than cars That's why they don't call 'em 'stock cars' anymore... |
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On Wed, 19 Nov 2014 14:46:05 -0500, KC wrote:
NASCAR has virtually nothing to do with real cars. They use a custom body with a shape "inspired" by a production car but there is nothing but the logo that is actually common between them. These things are built more like airplanes than cars That's why they don't call 'em 'stock cars' anymore... === Interesting point. When did they stop calling it stock car racing? |
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On 11/19/2014 8:06 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Wed, 19 Nov 2014 14:46:05 -0500, KC wrote: NASCAR has virtually nothing to do with real cars. They use a custom body with a shape "inspired" by a production car but there is nothing but the logo that is actually common between them. These things are built more like airplanes than cars That's why they don't call 'em 'stock cars' anymore... === Interesting point. When did they stop calling it stock car racing? Wow, good question... I think sometime back in the 80's. If you want to see something closer to "stock cars" there are several new forms of racing designed to be more limited in modifications, such as the truck racing and local stuff like "late model sportsman" divisions. Like I said, many of these are more limited in order to allow folks to race that don't have a quarter million a week for an engine.. |
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On 11/19/2014 8:06 PM, Wayne.B wrote:
On Wed, 19 Nov 2014 14:46:05 -0500, KC wrote: NASCAR has virtually nothing to do with real cars. They use a custom body with a shape "inspired" by a production car but there is nothing but the logo that is actually common between them. These things are built more like airplanes than cars That's why they don't call 'em 'stock cars' anymore... === Interesting point. When did they stop calling it stock car racing? I think the original era of true stock car racing ended in the early 70's. That's when all kinds of rules, regulations, and restrictions began to become imposed. I liked it in it's original days. A 390 ci or 427 ci Ford Galaxie was pretty much what you could buy at the dealership. Same with the 426 hemi "elephant" used in the Plymouths and the 421 ci Pontiac designed specifically for the stock car racing circuit. No interest in today's NASCAR racing. It's all about the drivers now, not the cars. Well, maybe except for Danica Patrick. :-) NASCAR racing got it's start from the moonshine runners of the 30's. |
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On Tuesday, November 18, 2014 5:14:54 PM UTC-5, John H. wrote:
No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help. If you weren't such a uninformed, stupid backwood ****, you'd be ok. |
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On Tuesday, November 18, 2014 6:24:11 PM UTC-5, wrote:
The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy exporter again. Too bad that if the Keystone Pipeline is built, it will wind up like the Arab Pipelines, or the one in Alberta....being attacked. The US is NOT an "Energy Exporter"...it buys Hydro off of Quebec, cheaper than we Canadians can get it. Suck ****. |
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On Wednesday, November 19, 2014 7:31:10 AM UTC-5, John H. wrote:
That works. Go to a NASCAR race with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day! Better than a baseball game anyway. The above is greasy herrings fantasy. Must have ****ed a lot of Vietnamese whores while over in the Vietnam War. |
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On Wednesday, November 19, 2014 10:13:04 PM UTC-5, KC wrote:
Already over 3 million miles of oil pipeline in the US... so this will not add that much more of a target. In Canada it is.... and will. |
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F*O*A*D wrote:
On 11/19/14 1:15 PM, KC wrote: On 11/19/2014 12:05 PM, Califbill wrote: F*O*A*D wrote: On 11/19/14 11:38 AM, amdx wrote: On 11/18/2014 5:24 PM, wrote: On Tue, 18 Nov 2014 17:15:05 -0500, Poco Loco wrote: * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. That is not really true these days. The US is very close to Carter's goal of making the US energy independent. The only glitch is oil itself, overall, with nat gas exports, we are "net" energy independent. The Keystone pipeline would actually make us a net energy exporter again. That fact is not lost on the arabs and it is apparent at the pump today. Actually when I look at who plays ball these days, that is not a "buy American" plan either. Go to a NASCAR race ! Several years ago before Toyata was part of Nascar there was debate on the whether a Japanese car should be allowed. The cars used as models for Nascar stock cars then were the Chevrolet Monte Carlo built in Canada, the Ford Fusion built Mexico and the car in question was the Camry built in Tennessee. Mikek PS. I could have some facts wrong but the point that is, both the Ford and Chevy were built in other countries and the Camry was built in the US. I'm surprised you righties like NASCAR so much, what with the cars only turning left. They don't just turn left, what's with asking stupid questions about something you know little about, and care less about? They make some right turns on some tracks. I went to a Daytona 500 some decades ago. All the turns around the track were towards the left. Not my favorite kind of motor racing. Turning to the left? Has to make you gloriously happy. |
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On Wed, 19 Nov 2014 20:06:26 -0500, Wayne.B wrote: On Wed, 19 Nov 2014 14:46:05 -0500, KC wrote: NASCAR has virtually nothing to do with real cars. They use a custom body with a shape "inspired" by a production car but there is nothing but the logo that is actually common between them. These things are built more like airplanes than cars That's why they don't call 'em 'stock cars' anymore... === Interesting point. When did they stop calling it stock car racing? The 60s. I remember when I could still drag race in a "show room stock" class but that didn't last long. By 1970 all racing was highly refined special purpose machines. We used to see lots of cars drag racing in the 60s with tags on them. I was competitive in my regular beater Chevelle in 1967 but I never actually won I was getting low 14s tho with a 327. I had an IBM friend who did a lot of SCCA in cars he drove to work. (English cars) Alas those days are gone I raced a B production 1964 Corvette in SCCA in the 60-70's. Was originally pretty close to stock, and by 1974, was tube frames, Greenwood bodies, etc. went from a $6000 competitive Vette to an $60k++ Vette for competitive. |
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On Thu, 20 Nov 2014 09:29:02 -0500, Harrold wrote:
Do you think our little Harry might have been in the pack? He has one of those racy little Italian bikes. === Likely story. |
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On Wednesday, November 19, 2014 10:54:43 PM UTC-5, KC wrote:
On 11/19/2014 10:47 PM, wrote: On Wednesday, November 19, 2014 10:13:04 PM UTC-5, KC wrote: Already over 3 million miles of oil pipeline in the US... so this will not add that much more of a target. In Canada it is.... and will. Canada has welcomed with open arms the folks we are trying to keep out of the US, mostly to stick a thumb in the eyes of the US. Unfortunately, it may just bite your country in the ass... Read up on the current events of the Gas " pipeline " in Alberta. It seems someone likes to shoot it with a high-powered rifle. |
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On Thursday, November 20, 2014 12:56:12 AM UTC-5, wrote:
The 60s. I remember when I could still drag race in a "show room stock" class but that didn't last long. By 1970 all racing was highly refined special purpose machines. We used to see lots of cars drag racing in the 60s with tags on them. I was competitive in my regular beater Chevelle in 1967 but I never actually won I was getting low 14s tho with a 327. I had an IBM friend who did a lot of SCCA in cars he drove to work. (English cars) Alas those days are gone Too bad Drag Racing has been ruined by the idea of shortening the distance to be covered. Total bull****. I seldom watch it anymore. Wally Parks is an asshole whom I wish would ****ing die. |
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