I'm not dead...yet...

So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily
driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the
same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back
of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying
the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing.

She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle
guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?"

"I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get
both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here."

She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?"

"I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and
drove away.

In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter.

Youth is wasted on the young.
--
Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student,
anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government
last year for no reason.

On Sat, 12 Jul 2014 18:44:32 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

I'm not dead...yet...

===

We can wait.

On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not dead...yet...

So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily
driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the
same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back
of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying
the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing.

She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle
guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?"

"I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get
both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here."

She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?"

"I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and
drove away.

In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we
were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft.

--
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the
government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of
taking care of them".
Thomas Jefferson

H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not dead...yet...

So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily
driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the
same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back
of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying
the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing.

She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle
guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?"

"I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get
both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here."

She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?"

"I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and
drove away.

In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we
were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft.


Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the
boat.

On 7/12/2014 9:59 PM, Califbill wrote:
H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not dead...yet...

So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily
driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the
same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back
of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying
the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing.

She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle
guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?"

"I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get
both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here."

She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?"

"I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and
drove away.

In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we
were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft.


Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the
boat.

What boat?


--
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the
government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of
taking care of them".
Thomas Jefferson

On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:
H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not dead...yet...

So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily
driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the
same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back
of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying
the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing.

She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle
guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?"

"I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get
both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here."

She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?"

"I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and
drove away.

In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we
were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft.


Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the
boat.


I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered
raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman
must have been. Probably still showering and scratching...

H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 7/12/2014 9:59 PM, Califbill wrote:
H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not dead...yet...

So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily
driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the
same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back
of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying
the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing.

She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle
guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?"

"I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get
both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here."

She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?"

"I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and
drove away.

In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we
were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft.


Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the
boat.

What boat?



I have a 21' Jetcraft aluminum jetboat. 330 hp MPI 5.7 L. Rivers etc.
about 2 mpg and a 69 gallon tank.
I am probably in these videos. Can not see on the iPad. Red boat, grey
top. Was a rare snowy January that year.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uBqbmdrd4E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI04zfJegog

On 7/13/14, 12:12 AM, KC wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:
H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not dead...yet...

So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily
driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the
same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the
back
of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying
the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was
wearing.

She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle
guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?"

"I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get
both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over
here."

She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?"

"I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and
drove away.

In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we
were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft.


Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the
boat.


I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered
raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman
must have been. Probably still showering and scratching...


The young lady thought it was funny. After all, it wasn't a toad like
you, the unkempt, unbathed, raggedy Andy troll of South Windsor in need
of a shave and a haircut admiring the view she was offering.

--
Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student,
anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government
last year for no reason.

On Sat, 12 Jul 2014 18:04:12 -0500, H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:

On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not dead...yet...

So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily
driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the
same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back
of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying
the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing.

She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle
guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?"

"I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get
both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here."

She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?"

"I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and
drove away.

In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we
were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft.

I'm wondering from where he plagiarized the story.

On 7/12/2014 10:13 PM, Califbill wrote:
H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 7/12/2014 9:59 PM, Califbill wrote:
H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:
On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not dead...yet...

So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily
driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the
same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back
of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying
the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing.

She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle
guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?"

"I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get
both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here."

She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?"

"I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and
drove away.

In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we
were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft.


Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the
boat.

What boat?



I have a 21' Jetcraft aluminum jetboat. 330 hp MPI 5.7 L. Rivers etc.
about 2 mpg and a 69 gallon tank.
I am probably in these videos. Can not see on the iPad. Red boat, grey
top. Was a rare snowy January that year.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uBqbmdrd4E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI04zfJegog

Oh. I thought you were talking about Harry's invisible boat.

--
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the
government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of
taking care of them".
Thomas Jefferson