I'm not dead...yet...

So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily
driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the
same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back
of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying
the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing.

She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle
guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?"

"I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get
both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here."

She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?"

"I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and
drove away.

In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter.

Youth is wasted on the young.
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Republicans . . . the anti-immigrant, anti-contraception, anti-student,
anti-middle class, pro-impeachment party that shut down the government
last year for no reason.