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On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:
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Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we
were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft.



Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the
boat.


I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered
raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman
must have been. Probably still showering and scratching...


Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is
paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud.
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On 7/13/2014 4:12 PM, amdx wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:
H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:


Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we
were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000
ft.


Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than
the
boat.


I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered
raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman
must have been. Probably still showering and scratching...


Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is
paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud.
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I have three daughters, and I beg to differ... but you take it for what
it's worth. I am a 55 year old man and I would get grossed out if harry
lingered on me too long, I can't imagine a young girl in that
situation...ewwwwwww as they say...
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On 7/13/14, 4:12 PM, amdx wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:
H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:


Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we
were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000
ft.


Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than
the
boat.


I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered
raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman
must have been. Probably still showering and scratching...


Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is
paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud.
Mikek


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Well, she left giggling. If it had been Scotty Ingerfool staring, she
probably would have called the police.


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On Sat, 12 Jul 2014 18:04:12 -0500, H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:

On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not dead...yet...

So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily
driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the
same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back
of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying
the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing.

She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle
guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?"

"I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get
both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here."

She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?"

"I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and
drove away.

In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter.

Youth is wasted on the young.


Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we
were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft.


I'm wondering from where he plagiarized the story.
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On Sun, 13 Jul 2014 19:04:43 -0400, wrote:

On Sun, 13 Jul 2014 18:23:49 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

I wasn't leering...I was admiring the view.


OK. if that is your story, stick to it.


Trolling around in the gutter, I see. Thought you were above that.
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On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not dead...yet...

So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily
driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the
same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back
of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying
the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing.

She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle
guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?"

"I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get
both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here."

She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?"

"I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and
drove away.

In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter.

Youth is wasted on the young.


I'll tell my story that got me a dirty look. I sell shrimp from my
modified pontoon boat. I also have a sign on my boat and people like to
take pictures leaning against the railing on the seawall.
My boat is next to the seawall with a sidewalk/parking lot, I also have
a cover on my boat. Standing on the deck of my boat my eye level is at
the top of the seawall and the cover is about 4ft higher.
So the teen girls had their backsides to the railing while mom was out
front taking a picture, I was on my boat behind them, doing what most
guys would do. All I could see was legs and butt, and while mom was
taking the picture, I had to open my mouth and say, it looks good from
this side!
Mom did not say a word but the look made it clear she was not happy.

Mikek

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