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On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:
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Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we
were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft.



Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than the
boat.


I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered
raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman
must have been. Probably still showering and scratching...


Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is
paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud.
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On 7/13/2014 4:12 PM, amdx wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:
H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:


Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we
were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000
ft.


Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than
the
boat.


I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered
raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman
must have been. Probably still showering and scratching...


Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is
paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud.
Mikek


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I have three daughters, and I beg to differ... but you take it for what
it's worth. I am a 55 year old man and I would get grossed out if harry
lingered on me too long, I can't imagine a young girl in that
situation...ewwwwwww as they say...
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On 7/13/14, 5:10 PM, KC wrote:
On 7/13/2014 4:12 PM, amdx wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:
H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:


Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your
view, we
were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000
ft.


Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than
the
boat.


I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered
raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman
must have been. Probably still showering and scratching...


Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is
paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud.
Mikek


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I have three daughters, and I beg to differ... but you take it for what
it's worth. I am a 55 year old man and I would get grossed out if harry
lingered on me too long, I can't imagine a young girl in that
situation...ewwwwwww as they say...



Not to worry, Snotty...no one is going to linger on you for any reason,
except to notice that you are an unkempt and ugly little troll.

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On 7/13/14, 4:12 PM, amdx wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote:
On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:
H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:


Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we
were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000
ft.


Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than
the
boat.


I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered
raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman
must have been. Probably still showering and scratching...


Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is
paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud.
Mikek


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Well, she left giggling. If it had been Scotty Ingerfool staring, she
probably would have called the police.


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On Sunday, July 13, 2014 5:58:22 PM UTC-4, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 7/13/14, 4:12 PM, amdx wrote:

On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote:


On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:


H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:




Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we


were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000


ft.






Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than


the


boat.






I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered


raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman


must have been. Probably still showering and scratching...




Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is


paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud.


Mikek






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Well, she left giggling,


She was laughing at you.



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On Sunday, July 13, 2014 2:58:22 PM UTC-7, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 7/13/14, 4:12 PM, amdx wrote:

On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote:


On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:


H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:




Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we


were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000


ft.






Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than


the


boat.






I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered


raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman


must have been. Probably still showering and scratching...




Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is


paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud.


Mikek






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Well, she left giggling.


Obviously she recognizes an old dried-up putz when she sees one.
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On 7/14/2014 1:54 AM, Tom Nofinger wrote:
On Sunday, July 13, 2014 2:58:22 PM UTC-7, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 7/13/14, 4:12 PM, amdx wrote:

On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote:


On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:


H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:




Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we


were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000


ft.






Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than


the


boat.






I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never bothered


raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor woman


must have been. Probably still showering and scratching...




Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is


paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud.


Mikek






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Well, she left giggling.


Obviously she recognizes an old dried-up putz when she sees one.


I still say it's bull****... if it happened at all, if indeed harry is
that much of a pig while his wife is paying his bills, then he is even
more of a piece of **** than I suspected..
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On 7/14/14, 8:34 AM, KC wrote:
On 7/14/2014 1:54 AM, Tom Nofinger wrote:
On Sunday, July 13, 2014 2:58:22 PM UTC-7, F*O*A*D wrote:
On 7/13/14, 4:12 PM, amdx wrote:

On 7/12/2014 11:12 PM, KC wrote:

On 7/12/2014 11:59 PM, Califbill wrote:

H*a*r*r*o*l*d wrote:



Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your
view, we

were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000

ft.





Actually I was enjoying my swimming pool. I think it costs more than

the

boat.





I feel sorry for the poor girl... It's obvious harry has never
bothered

raising a daughter or he would know just how grossed out the poor
woman

must have been. Probably still showering and scratching...



Are you kidding me? Most girls/women love to know that someone is

paying attention to their attributes! She left feeling a tad proud.

Mikek





---



Well, she left giggling.


Obviously she recognizes an old dried-up putz when she sees one.


I still say it's bull****... if it happened at all, if indeed harry is
that much of a pig while his wife is paying his bills, then he is even
more of a piece of **** than I suspected..



D'oh. Unlike your household, my wife does not pay my bills. We're both
employed.

As to whether I "notice" attractive women, I do. And attractive women
notice me. I'm tall, I'm reasonable looking, I'm well-groomed, I have a
professional man's haircut, I dress decently, and I am educated and
well-spoken and polite, and I hold doors open for the ladies and give up
my seat on the Metro. In short (pun intended), I am just the opposite of
you.

About a month ago, a really good-looking woman of about 45 hit on me at
the post office. I was delighted, and my wife, who was standing next to
me at the time, snickered. The postal clerk, a long-time friend, wanted
to know what "my secret" was. My wife said, "It's his aftershave."

I suspect when women you don't know look at you, they react with
revulsion at your appearance and probably your aroma. You're a piglet.



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On Mon, 14 Jul 2014 08:48:22 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

I'm tall, I'm reasonable looking, I'm well-groomed, I have a
professional man's haircut, I dress decently, and I am educated and
well-spoken and polite, and I hold doors open for the ladies and give up
my seat on the Metro.


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What a remarkable guy, a veritable legend in your own mind. Too bad
you ****ed away your life chasing one failure after another.
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On Mon, 14 Jul 2014 09:52:08 -0400, Wayne.B wrote:

On Mon, 14 Jul 2014 08:48:22 -0400, F*O*A*D wrote:

I'm tall, I'm reasonable looking, I'm well-groomed, I have a
professional man's haircut, I dress decently, and I am educated and
well-spoken and polite, and I hold doors open for the ladies and give up
my seat on the Metro.


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What a remarkable guy, a veritable legend in your own mind. Too bad
you ****ed away your life chasing one failure after another.


Trust me. Having met the guy, Krause has no business putting down *anyone's* physique!


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