On 7/12/2014 5:44 PM, F*O*A*D wrote:
I'm not dead...yet...

So there I was at the local WaWa gas station, filling up the daily
driver when I noticed a really pretty girl in the next lane, doing the
same thing. She finished up, and apparently needed something in the back
of her car, because she was rummaging around there and I was enjoying
the view of her very round butt in the Daisy Dukes shorts she was wearing.

She got up, turned around and saw me staring at her. I'm not a subtle
guy. So she says to me, "Are you checking out my ass?"

"I'd love to check out your ass, honey," I said, "but it would just get
both of us in a lot of trouble. So I'm just enjoying it from over here."

She actually grinned and said, "Aren't you too old for that?"

"I'm not dead...yet," I responded. She giggled, got into her car and
drove away.

In my youth I would have been too shy for that sort of encounter.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Aren't you the bold little devil. While you were enjoying your view, we
were enjoying the 360 degree view from atop Mount Coolidge, el. 6000 ft.

--
"I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the
government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of
taking care of them".
Thomas Jefferson