On Wed, 7 May 2014 19:12:44 -0700 (PDT), wrote:

Krausebag wrote:
I was sitting in a coffee shop last evening, waiting for my wife and
working on a news release for a client, [and other bull****. Hint: He doesn't have any "clients."]

But I, myself, was on a Delta flight to LAX last week and the pilot came back to where I was seated in the first class section. He said he was having trouble figuring out how to fly the airplane. He asked me to help. So I took over the controls and flew on into LAX and made the landing for him.

This is in addition, of course, to me having rounded The Horn (twice) and sailing across the Atlantic in a washtub. It's been a wonderful life!

I'm seriously wondering if she was giving you a furtive hand job while sitting on your lap asking
for help.

There are folks here who edit out parts of the story, you know.

I'm seriously wondering if she was giving you a furtive hand job while sitting on your lap asking for help.
There are folks here who edit out parts of the story, you know.

John, how did you know? The hand job was the best I've ever had and that's saying something! As you know, I've screwed the wives of every president since Truman.