GOP Puts Phil Robertson As Lead Contender For Oval Office In 2016


Amidst the controversy regarding the suspension of Duck Dynasty’s Phil
Robertson after his homophobic remarks, the GOP, never failing to be the
opportunistic lovers of bigotry that they are, think they may have
finally found their candidate for 2016.

“He’s perfect,” said RNC Chair Reince Priebus. “Just look at all the
love from conservatives and media attention he is receiving. He’ll
undoubtedly give any Democratic candidate a run for their money. He’s
adored by millions. Millions who share his hatred for anyone who is
different from themselves. Now that he’s out of work, we may put him up
in a local election to get his feet wet for the day he steps into the
Oval Office. This is all very exciting.”

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(Psssst...Gregg and Bilious: satire)