GOP Puts Phil Robertson As Lead Contender For Oval Office In 2016


Amidst the controversy regarding the suspension of Duck Dynasty’s Phil
Robertson after his homophobic remarks, the GOP, never failing to be the
opportunistic lovers of bigotry that they are, think they may have
finally found their candidate for 2016.

“He’s perfect,” said RNC Chair Reince Priebus. “Just look at all the
love from conservatives and media attention he is receiving. He’ll
undoubtedly give any Democratic candidate a run for their money. He’s
adored by millions. Millions who share his hatred for anyone who is
different from themselves. Now that he’s out of work, we may put him up
in a local election to get his feet wet for the day he steps into the
Oval Office. This is all very exciting.”

http://tinyurl.com/qx8klsd
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(Psssst...Gregg and Bilious: satire)

On Saturday, 21 December 2013 12:53:31 UTC-4, F.O.A.D. wrote:
GOP Puts Phil Robertson As Lead Contender For Oval Office In 2016





Amidst the controversy regarding the suspension of Duck Dynasty�s Phil

Robertson after his homophobic remarks, the GOP, never failing to be the

opportunistic lovers of bigotry that they are, think they may have

finally found their candidate for 2016.



�He�s perfect,� said RNC Chair Reince Priebus. �Just look at all the

love from conservatives and media attention he is receiving. He�ll

undoubtedly give any Democratic candidate a run for their money. He�s

adored by millions. Millions who share his hatred for anyone who is

different from themselves. Now that he�s out of work, we may put him up

in a local election to get his feet wet for the day he steps into the

Oval Office. This is all very exciting.�



http://tinyurl.com/qx8klsd

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(Psssst...Gregg and Bilious: satire)


....and if he won't run, maybe someone will recommend JohnnyMop.
At least it might get PrepH out of our hair for a while.

On Sat, 21 Dec 2013 11:53:31 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

GOP Puts Phil Robertson As Lead Contender For Oval Office In 2016

http://tinyurl.com/3ha64y



John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!

On 12/21/13, 11:57 AM, True North wrote:
On Saturday, 21 December 2013 12:53:31 UTC-4, F.O.A.D. wrote:
GOP Puts Phil Robertson As Lead Contender For Oval Office In 2016





Amidst the controversy regarding the suspension of Duck Dynasty�s Phil

Robertson after his homophobic remarks, the GOP, never failing to be the

opportunistic lovers of bigotry that they are, think they may have

finally found their candidate for 2016.



�He�s perfect,� said RNC Chair Reince Priebus. �Just look at all the

love from conservatives and media attention he is receiving. He�ll

undoubtedly give any Democratic candidate a run for their money. He�s

adored by millions. Millions who share his hatred for anyone who is

different from themselves. Now that he�s out of work, we may put him up

in a local election to get his feet wet for the day he steps into the

Oval Office. This is all very exciting.�



http://tinyurl.com/qx8klsd

--

(Psssst...Gregg and Bilious: satire)


...and if he won't run, maybe someone will recommend JohnnyMop.
At least it might get PrepH out of our hair for a while.



I dunno. Herring has no more charisma than a fart.

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Religion: together we can find the cure.

On Sat, 21 Dec 2013 08:57:35 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:


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(Psssst...Gregg and Bilious: satire)


...and if he won't run, maybe someone will recommend JohnnyMop.
At least it might get PrepH out of our hair for a while.

Wow lil' Squirt Blossom!

Had to jump in and waggle those big ears in the ESAD rectum, huh? Don't you ever get sick of the 7th
grade ****? Will you *ever* grow a set of gonads and become your own man?

Now, Squirt, please explain to the crowd how you got all that PrepH in your hair? Is ESAD using that
stuff on his hemorrhoids? You shoving in there when he's just loaded up with PrepH? Holy ****,
Squirt...you've gone bananas on us!

PrepH in your hair....damn shame. Try paint thinner. Hear that stuff works great on greasy ****.

You are a barrel of fun, lil' Spurt...Squirt! Best get back to ear waggin'!

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!

On Sat, 21 Dec 2013 12:38:13 -0500, "F.O.A.D." wrote:

On 12/21/13, 11:57 AM, True North wrote:



...and if he won't run, maybe someone will recommend JohnnyMop.
At least it might get PrepH out of our hair for a while.



I dunno. Herring has no more charisma than a fart.

Oh WOW, Squirt! You waggled enough to get the 'boss' excited. Got that PrepH out of your hair yet?
Gosh, what a mess that has to be - feces and PrepH in your hair. Yuck!!

Go fix yourself, Squirt Blossom, you're an embarrassment to all Canadians.

Blech!

John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!

True North wrote:
On Saturday, 21 December 2013 12:53:31 UTC-4, F.O.A.D. wrote:
GOP Puts Phil Robertson As Lead Contender For Oval Office In 2016





Amidst the controversy regarding the suspension of Duck Dynasty�s Phil

Robertson after his homophobic remarks, the GOP, never failing to be the

opportunistic lovers of bigotry that they are, think they may have

finally found their candidate for 2016.



�He�s perfect,� said RNC Chair Reince Priebus. �Just look at all the

love from conservatives and media attention he is receiving. He�ll

undoubtedly give any Democratic candidate a run for their money. He�s

adored by millions. Millions who share his hatred for anyone who is

different from themselves. Now that he�s out of work, we may put him up

in a local election to get his feet wet for the day he steps into the

Oval Office. This is all very exciting.�



http://tinyurl.com/qx8klsd

--

(Psssst...Gregg and Bilious: satire)

...and if he won't run, maybe someone will recommend JohnnyMop.
At least it might get PrepH out of our hair for a while.
Do you realize how stupid that post was? Ask your wife to read it - or
don't if you want her to stay with you.

F.O.A.D. wrote:
On 12/21/13, 11:57 AM, True North wrote:
On Saturday, 21 December 2013 12:53:31 UTC-4, F.O.A.D. wrote:
GOP Puts Phil Robertson As Lead Contender For Oval Office In 2016





Amidst the controversy regarding the suspension of Duck Dynasty�s
Phil

Robertson after his homophobic remarks, the GOP, never failing to be
the

opportunistic lovers of bigotry that they are, think they may have

finally found their candidate for 2016.



�He�s perfect,� said RNC Chair Reince Priebus. �Just look at
all the

love from conservatives and media attention he is receiving. He�ll

undoubtedly give any Democratic candidate a run for their money. He�s

adored by millions. Millions who share his hatred for anyone who is

different from themselves. Now that he�s out of work, we may put
him up

in a local election to get his feet wet for the day he steps into the

Oval Office. This is all very exciting.�



http://tinyurl.com/qx8klsd

--

(Psssst...Gregg and Bilious: satire)


...and if he won't run, maybe someone will recommend JohnnyMop.
At least it might get PrepH out of our hair for a while.



I dunno. Herring has no more charisma than a fart.

You two are unbelievable. When you cross that 60 mark do you suddenly
start posting adolescent attacks all day long?

On Saturday, 21 December 2013 21:55:59 UTC-4, Earl wrote:
F.O.A.D. wrote:

On 12/21/13, 11:57 AM, True North wrote:

On Saturday, 21 December 2013 12:53:31 UTC-4, F.O.A.D. wrote:

GOP Puts Phil Robertson As Lead Contender For Oval Office In 2016











Amidst the controversy regarding the suspension of Duck Dynasty�s

Phil



Robertson after his homophobic remarks, the GOP, never failing to be

the



opportunistic lovers of bigotry that they are, think they may have



finally found their candidate for 2016.







�He�s perfect,� said RNC Chair Reince Priebus.. �Just look at

all the



love from conservatives and media attention he is receiving. He�ll



undoubtedly give any Democratic candidate a run for their money. He�s



adored by millions. Millions who share his hatred for anyone who is



different from themselves. Now that he�s out of work, we may put

him up



in a local election to get his feet wet for the day he steps into the



Oval Office. This is all very exciting.�







http://tinyurl.com/qx8klsd



--



(Psssst...Gregg and Bilious: satire)





...and if he won't run, maybe someone will recommend JohnnyMop.

At least it might get PrepH out of our hair for a while.







I dunno. Herring has no more charisma than a fart.



You two are unbelievable. When you cross that 60 mark do you suddenly

start posting adolescent attacks all day long?


Seems to get worse when you hit 70... case in point John Herring.

On Sat, 21 Dec 2013 20:25:40 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Saturday, 21 December 2013 21:55:59 UTC-4, Earl wrote:
F.O.A.D. wrote:

On 12/21/13, 11:57 AM, True North wrote:

On Saturday, 21 December 2013 12:53:31 UTC-4, F.O.A.D. wrote:

GOP Puts Phil Robertson As Lead Contender For Oval Office In 2016











Amidst the controversy regarding the suspension of Duck Dynasty�s

Phil



Robertson after his homophobic remarks, the GOP, never failing to be

the



opportunistic lovers of bigotry that they are, think they may have



finally found their candidate for 2016.







�He�s perfect,� said RNC Chair Reince Priebus. �Just look at

all the



love from conservatives and media attention he is receiving. He�ll



undoubtedly give any Democratic candidate a run for their money. He�s



adored by millions. Millions who share his hatred for anyone who is



different from themselves. Now that he�s out of work, we may put

him up



in a local election to get his feet wet for the day he steps into the



Oval Office. This is all very exciting.�







http://tinyurl.com/qx8klsd



--



(Psssst...Gregg and Bilious: satire)





...and if he won't run, maybe someone will recommend JohnnyMop.

At least it might get PrepH out of our hair for a while.







I dunno. Herring has no more charisma than a fart.



You two are unbelievable. When you cross that 60 mark do you suddenly

start posting adolescent attacks all day long?


Seems to get worse when you hit 70... case in point John Herring.

Hey Squirty!!

How's the hair, boy? Did you get all that ****ty, greasy stuff out yet? What did your wife say when
you showed up looking like this: http://tinyurl.com/mujscbq ? Can you see all the PrepH and ****?
Man, I mean, Boy, that had to have been a scene. I sure hope the paint thinner idea helped.

Following your lead is such fun, doncha think? I'm glad I don't have to stick my head where you put
yours though! Mocking your caustic, derogatory comments is as far as I'd want to go.

I hear you're still quite worried about slammer and Scotty catching you. It'll be OK. Just think, in
the ER they'll probably wash that hair with Betadyne. Now *that* should clean you right up!

What did you think of the Leatherman 'Squirt'? Pretty cool to have a little women's toy named after
you, huh?

Gotta go, Squirty Poo. Dogs need to take a crap. I'll be thinking of you.

Oh, BTW, John Herring hasn't hit 70. But given where you keep your head buried, I can understand
your boo-boo.


John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!