On Saturday, 21 December 2013 12:53:31 UTC-4, F.O.A.D. wrote:
GOP Puts Phil Robertson As Lead Contender For Oval Office In 2016





Amidst the controversy regarding the suspension of Duck Dynasty�s Phil

Robertson after his homophobic remarks, the GOP, never failing to be the

opportunistic lovers of bigotry that they are, think they may have

finally found their candidate for 2016.



�He�s perfect,� said RNC Chair Reince Priebus. �Just look at all the

love from conservatives and media attention he is receiving. He�ll

undoubtedly give any Democratic candidate a run for their money. He�s

adored by millions. Millions who share his hatred for anyone who is

different from themselves. Now that he�s out of work, we may put him up

in a local election to get his feet wet for the day he steps into the

Oval Office. This is all very exciting.�



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(Psssst...Gregg and Bilious: satire)


....and if he won't run, maybe someone will recommend JohnnyMop.
At least it might get PrepH out of our hair for a while.