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Default GOP: Phil Robertson Lead Contender For Oval Office In 2016

On Sat, 21 Dec 2013 20:25:40 -0800 (PST), True North wrote:

On Saturday, 21 December 2013 21:55:59 UTC-4, Earl wrote:
F.O.A.D. wrote:

On 12/21/13, 11:57 AM, True North wrote:


On Saturday, 21 December 2013 12:53:31 UTC-4, F.O.A.D. wrote:


GOP Puts Phil Robertson As Lead Contender For Oval Office In 2016












Amidst the controversy regarding the suspension of Duck Dynasty�s


Phil




Robertson after his homophobic remarks, the GOP, never failing to be


the




opportunistic lovers of bigotry that they are, think they may have




finally found their candidate for 2016.








�He�s perfect,� said RNC Chair Reince Priebus. �Just look at


all the




love from conservatives and media attention he is receiving. He�ll




undoubtedly give any Democratic candidate a run for their money. He�s




adored by millions. Millions who share his hatred for anyone who is




different from themselves. Now that he�s out of work, we may put


him up




in a local election to get his feet wet for the day he steps into the




Oval Office. This is all very exciting.�








http://tinyurl.com/qx8klsd




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(Psssst...Gregg and Bilious: satire)






...and if he won't run, maybe someone will recommend JohnnyMop.


At least it might get PrepH out of our hair for a while.








I dunno. Herring has no more charisma than a fart.




You two are unbelievable. When you cross that 60 mark do you suddenly

start posting adolescent attacks all day long?



Seems to get worse when you hit 70... case in point John Herring.


Hey Squirty!!

How's the hair, boy? Did you get all that ****ty, greasy stuff out yet? What did your wife say when
you showed up looking like this: http://tinyurl.com/mujscbq ? Can you see all the PrepH and ****?
Man, I mean, Boy, that had to have been a scene. I sure hope the paint thinner idea helped.

Following your lead is such fun, doncha think? I'm glad I don't have to stick my head where you put
yours though! Mocking your caustic, derogatory comments is as far as I'd want to go.

I hear you're still quite worried about slammer and Scotty catching you. It'll be OK. Just think, in
the ER they'll probably wash that hair with Betadyne. Now *that* should clean you right up!

What did you think of the Leatherman 'Squirt'? Pretty cool to have a little women's toy named after
you, huh?

Gotta go, Squirty Poo. Dogs need to take a crap. I'll be thinking of you.

Oh, BTW, John Herring hasn't hit 70. But given where you keep your head buried, I can understand
your boo-boo.


John H. -- Hope you're having a great day!