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Urin Asshole February 23rd 13 05:36 AM

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On 23 Feb 2013 03:35:16 GMT, F.O.A.D. wrote:

JustWaitAFrekinMinute wrote:
On 2/22/2013 9:15 PM, Earl wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, February 21, 2013 11:56:01 PM UTC-4,
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 2/21/2013 10:51 PM, thumper wrote:

On 2/21/2013 10:56 AM, wrote:
On Thursday, February 21, 2013 12:04:37 PM UTC-5, thumper wrote:
We agree on something... except I do take a sip of water
occasionally.
Oh sure, so do I. I should have more specific. Eating a whole meal
when driving. You know, juggling the burger, fries and milkshake with
a knee on the wheel.
The other day on my way to work, I was doing 35mph in an active,
flashing lights 35mph school zone. County deputy sheriff passed me IN
THE ZONE doing 45-50, on his cell phone. Once we got past it to the
55mph stretch, I set my cruise on 60 and slowly passed him, still in
the left lane, and still talking on his cell. Figured if he actually
stopped me we'd have a calm, but interesting, discussion.
A friend recently described seeing a driver eating a plate full of
pancakes from his lap...!


Oh well, not since I was a younger man but I have done pretty much

anything you can think of in the drivers seat or going down the

highway:) Including and not limited to switching seats with the driver

of a big rig, while we were doing 70 down 65 out of Valley Forge

somewhere heading for Scottsborough Alabama:)

I doubt this behaviour surprises anyone in the least.
If you had injured my family with a stupid act like that, I'd shave a
few more inches off your puny physique.
Old man tough-talk.

Nothing more to see here.


If harry had run into me back then, I would have killed him... or one of
my friends would have...


Snotty was much taller back in the day.


Hi sounds like a violent piece of ****. And, I'm suppose to tell him
where I live? No ****ing way.

True North[_2_] February 23rd 13 12:37 PM

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On Friday, February 22, 2013 11:29:23 PM UTC-4, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 2/22/2013 9:15 PM, Earl wrote:

True North wrote:


On Thursday, February 21, 2013 11:56:01 PM UTC-4,


JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:


On 2/21/2013 10:51 PM, thumper wrote:




On 2/21/2013 10:56 AM, wrote:


On Thursday, February 21, 2013 12:04:37 PM UTC-5, thumper wrote:


We agree on something... except I do take a sip of water


occasionally.


Oh sure, so do I. I should have more specific. Eating a whole meal


when driving. You know, juggling the burger, fries and milkshake with


a knee on the wheel.


The other day on my way to work, I was doing 35mph in an active,


flashing lights 35mph school zone. County deputy sheriff passed me IN


THE ZONE doing 45-50, on his cell phone. Once we got past it to the


55mph stretch, I set my cruise on 60 and slowly passed him, still in


the left lane, and still talking on his cell. Figured if he actually


stopped me we'd have a calm, but interesting, discussion.


A friend recently described seeing a driver eating a plate full of


pancakes from his lap...!






Oh well, not since I was a younger man but I have done pretty much




anything you can think of in the drivers seat or going down the




highway:) Including and not limited to switching seats with the driver




of a big rig, while we were doing 70 down 65 out of Valley Forge




somewhere heading for Scottsborough Alabama:)




I doubt this behaviour surprises anyone in the least.


If you had injured my family with a stupid act like that, I'd shave a


few more inches off your puny physique.


Old man tough-talk.




Nothing more to see here.




If harry had run into me back then, I would have killed him... or one of

my friends would have...



You'd **** yourself if someone fed you properly.

F.O.A.D. February 23rd 13 01:01 PM

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On 2/23/13 7:37 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, February 22, 2013 11:29:23 PM UTC-4, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 2/22/2013 9:15 PM, Earl wrote:

True North wrote:


On Thursday, February 21, 2013 11:56:01 PM UTC-4,


JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:


On 2/21/2013 10:51 PM, thumper wrote:




On 2/21/2013 10:56 AM, wrote:


On Thursday, February 21, 2013 12:04:37 PM UTC-5, thumper wrote:


We agree on something... except I do take a sip of water


occasionally.


Oh sure, so do I. I should have more specific. Eating a whole meal


when driving. You know, juggling the burger, fries and milkshake with


a knee on the wheel.


The other day on my way to work, I was doing 35mph in an active,


flashing lights 35mph school zone. County deputy sheriff passed me IN


THE ZONE doing 45-50, on his cell phone. Once we got past it to the


55mph stretch, I set my cruise on 60 and slowly passed him, still in


the left lane, and still talking on his cell. Figured if he actually


stopped me we'd have a calm, but interesting, discussion.


A friend recently described seeing a driver eating a plate full of


pancakes from his lap...!






Oh well, not since I was a younger man but I have done pretty much




anything you can think of in the drivers seat or going down the




highway:) Including and not limited to switching seats with the driver




of a big rig, while we were doing 70 down 65 out of Valley Forge




somewhere heading for Scottsborough Alabama:)




I doubt this behaviour surprises anyone in the least.


If you had injured my family with a stupid act like that, I'd shave a


few more inches off your puny physique.


Old man tough-talk.




Nothing more to see here.





If harry had run into me back then, I would have killed him... or one of

my friends would have...



You'd **** yourself if someone fed you properly.


PsychoSnotty certainly is a violent little sawed-off ****head.



--
I'm a *Liberal* because I knew the militant christian fundamentalist
racist militaristic xenophobic corporate oligarchy wasn't going to work
for me.

True North[_2_] February 23rd 13 01:22 PM

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On Saturday, February 23, 2013 9:01:32 AM UTC-4, F.O.A.D. wrote:
On 2/23/13 7:37 AM, True North wrote:

On Friday, February 22, 2013 11:29:23 PM UTC-4, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:


On 2/22/2013 9:15 PM, Earl wrote:




True North wrote:




On Thursday, February 21, 2013 11:56:01 PM UTC-4,




JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:




On 2/21/2013 10:51 PM, thumper wrote:








On 2/21/2013 10:56 AM, wrote:




On Thursday, February 21, 2013 12:04:37 PM UTC-5, thumper wrote:




We agree on something... except I do take a sip of water




occasionally.




Oh sure, so do I. I should have more specific. Eating a whole meal




when driving. You know, juggling the burger, fries and milkshake with




a knee on the wheel.




The other day on my way to work, I was doing 35mph in an active,




flashing lights 35mph school zone. County deputy sheriff passed me IN




THE ZONE doing 45-50, on his cell phone. Once we got past it to the




55mph stretch, I set my cruise on 60 and slowly passed him, still in




the left lane, and still talking on his cell. Figured if he actually




stopped me we'd have a calm, but interesting, discussion.




A friend recently described seeing a driver eating a plate full of




pancakes from his lap...!












Oh well, not since I was a younger man but I have done pretty much








anything you can think of in the drivers seat or going down the








highway:) Including and not limited to switching seats with the driver








of a big rig, while we were doing 70 down 65 out of Valley Forge








somewhere heading for Scottsborough Alabama:)








I doubt this behaviour surprises anyone in the least.




If you had injured my family with a stupid act like that, I'd shave a




few more inches off your puny physique.




Old man tough-talk.








Nothing more to see here.










If harry had run into me back then, I would have killed him... or one of




my friends would have...






You'd **** yourself if someone fed you properly.




PsychoSnotty certainly is a violent little sawed-off ****head.







--

I'm a *Liberal* because I knew the militant christian fundamentalist

racist militaristic xenophobic corporate oligarchy wasn't going to work

for me.



Well...he sure does talk the talk..especially when he volunteers his "buddies" to do the doin'.

F.O.A.D. February 23rd 13 05:11 PM

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On 2/22/13 10:29 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute wrote:


If harry had run into me back then, I would have killed him... or one of
my friends would have...



Such "big boy" talk from a little **** with cancer and a heart
condition. I doubt you could chase down and stomp one of the many
roaches that infest your house.

JustWaitAFrekinMinute February 23rd 13 05:17 PM

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On 2/23/2013 12:11 PM, F.O.A.D. wrote:
On 2/22/13 10:29 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute wrote:


If harry had run into me back then, I would have killed him... or one of
my friends would have...



Such "big boy" talk from a little **** with cancer and a heart
condition. I doubt you could chase down and stomp one of the many
roaches that infest your house.


What is this... like 30 answers from you guys to this post but all of
you have had your chance... later...

F.O.A.D. February 23rd 13 05:21 PM

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On 2/23/13 12:17 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute wrote:
On 2/23/2013 12:11 PM, F.O.A.D. wrote:
On 2/22/13 10:29 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute wrote:


If harry had run into me back then, I would have killed him... or one of
my friends would have...



Such "big boy" talk from a little **** with cancer and a heart
condition. I doubt you could chase down and stomp one of the many
roaches that infest your house.


What is this... like 30 answers from you guys to this post but all of
you have had your chance... later...



Had our chance to what, exactly?

--
I'm a *Liberal* because I knew the militant christian fundamentalist
racist militaristic xenophobic corporate oligarchy wasn't going to work
for me.

iBoaterer[_2_] February 23rd 13 07:32 PM

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In article ,
says...

On 2/22/2013 9:15 PM, Earl wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, February 21, 2013 11:56:01 PM UTC-4,
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 2/21/2013 10:51 PM, thumper wrote:

On 2/21/2013 10:56 AM,
wrote:
On Thursday, February 21, 2013 12:04:37 PM UTC-5, thumper wrote:
We agree on something... except I do take a sip of water
occasionally.
Oh sure, so do I. I should have more specific. Eating a whole meal
when driving. You know, juggling the burger, fries and milkshake with
a knee on the wheel.
The other day on my way to work, I was doing 35mph in an active,
flashing lights 35mph school zone. County deputy sheriff passed me IN
THE ZONE doing 45-50, on his cell phone. Once we got past it to the
55mph stretch, I set my cruise on 60 and slowly passed him, still in
the left lane, and still talking on his cell. Figured if he actually
stopped me we'd have a calm, but interesting, discussion.
A friend recently described seeing a driver eating a plate full of
pancakes from his lap...!


Oh well, not since I was a younger man but I have done pretty much

anything you can think of in the drivers seat or going down the

highway:) Including and not limited to switching seats with the driver

of a big rig, while we were doing 70 down 65 out of Valley Forge

somewhere heading for Scottsborough Alabama:)

I doubt this behaviour surprises anyone in the least.
If you had injured my family with a stupid act like that, I'd shave a
few more inches off your puny physique.

Old man tough-talk.

Nothing more to see here.


If harry had run into me back then, I would have killed him... or one of
my friends would have...


Yeah, sure.

iBoaterer[_2_] February 23rd 13 07:33 PM

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In article , says...

JustWaitAFrekinMinute wrote:
On 2/22/2013 9:15 PM, Earl wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, February 21, 2013 11:56:01 PM UTC-4,
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 2/21/2013 10:51 PM, thumper wrote:

On 2/21/2013 10:56 AM,
wrote:
On Thursday, February 21, 2013 12:04:37 PM UTC-5, thumper wrote:
We agree on something... except I do take a sip of water
occasionally.
Oh sure, so do I. I should have more specific. Eating a whole meal
when driving. You know, juggling the burger, fries and milkshake with
a knee on the wheel.
The other day on my way to work, I was doing 35mph in an active,
flashing lights 35mph school zone. County deputy sheriff passed me IN
THE ZONE doing 45-50, on his cell phone. Once we got past it to the
55mph stretch, I set my cruise on 60 and slowly passed him, still in
the left lane, and still talking on his cell. Figured if he actually
stopped me we'd have a calm, but interesting, discussion.
A friend recently described seeing a driver eating a plate full of
pancakes from his lap...!


Oh well, not since I was a younger man but I have done pretty much

anything you can think of in the drivers seat or going down the

highway:) Including and not limited to switching seats with the driver

of a big rig, while we were doing 70 down 65 out of Valley Forge

somewhere heading for Scottsborough Alabama:)

I doubt this behaviour surprises anyone in the least.
If you had injured my family with a stupid act like that, I'd shave a
few more inches off your puny physique.
Old man tough-talk.

Nothing more to see here.


If harry had run into me back then, I would have killed him... or one of
my friends would have...


Snotty was much taller back in the day.


In his delusional mind!

thumper February 23rd 13 10:50 PM

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On 2/22/2013 9:55 AM, wrote:
On Friday, February 22, 2013 1:31:40 AM UTC-5, thumper wrote:
On 2/21/2013 7:56 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute wrote:

On 2/21/2013 10:51 PM, thumper wrote:




A friend recently described seeing a driver eating a plate full of


pancakes from his lap...!




Oh well, not since I was a younger man but I have done pretty much


anything you can think of in the drivers seat or going down the


highway:) Including and not limited to switching seats with the driver


of a big rig, while we were doing 70 down 65 out of Valley Forge


somewhere heading for Scottsborough Alabama:)




I didn't want to admit it but I have a vague memory of rolling a joint
while holding a beer and driving a 4-speed '68 beetle down an icy back
road outside of Ann Arbor.


Didn't anyone tell you that smoking that stuff will make you stupid? You went ahead and did it anyway, and you found out they were right! It turned you into a liberal. :-)


I was more liberal and christian before then. That was my selfish
libertarian phase. ;-)



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