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thumper February 22nd 13 06:31 AM

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On 2/21/2013 7:56 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute wrote:
On 2/21/2013 10:51 PM, thumper wrote:


A friend recently described seeing a driver eating a plate full of
pancakes from his lap...!


Oh well, not since I was a younger man but I have done pretty much
anything you can think of in the drivers seat or going down the
highway:) Including and not limited to switching seats with the driver
of a big rig, while we were doing 70 down 65 out of Valley Forge
somewhere heading for Scottsborough Alabama:)


I didn't want to admit it but I have a vague memory of rolling a joint
while holding a beer and driving a 4-speed '68 beetle down an icy back
road outside of Ann Arbor.


True North[_2_] February 22nd 13 12:56 PM

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On Thursday, February 21, 2013 11:56:01 PM UTC-4, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 2/21/2013 10:51 PM, thumper wrote:

On 2/21/2013 10:56 AM, wrote:


On Thursday, February 21, 2013 12:04:37 PM UTC-5, thumper wrote:




We agree on something... except I do take a sip of water occasionally.




Oh sure, so do I. I should have more specific. Eating a whole meal


when driving. You know, juggling the burger, fries and milkshake with


a knee on the wheel.




The other day on my way to work, I was doing 35mph in an active,


flashing lights 35mph school zone. County deputy sheriff passed me IN


THE ZONE doing 45-50, on his cell phone. Once we got past it to the


55mph stretch, I set my cruise on 60 and slowly passed him, still in


the left lane, and still talking on his cell. Figured if he actually


stopped me we'd have a calm, but interesting, discussion.




A friend recently described seeing a driver eating a plate full of


pancakes from his lap...!






Oh well, not since I was a younger man but I have done pretty much

anything you can think of in the drivers seat or going down the

highway:) Including and not limited to switching seats with the driver

of a big rig, while we were doing 70 down 65 out of Valley Forge

somewhere heading for Scottsborough Alabama:)



I doubt this behaviour surprises anyone in the least.
If you had injured my family with a stupid act like that, I'd shave a few more inches off your puny physique.

F.O.A.D. February 22nd 13 01:04 PM

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On 2/22/13 7:56 AM, True North wrote:
On Thursday, February 21, 2013 11:56:01 PM UTC-4, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 2/21/2013 10:51 PM, thumper wrote:

On 2/21/2013 10:56 AM, wrote:


On Thursday, February 21, 2013 12:04:37 PM UTC-5, thumper wrote:




We agree on something... except I do take a sip of water occasionally.




Oh sure, so do I. I should have more specific. Eating a whole meal


when driving. You know, juggling the burger, fries and milkshake with


a knee on the wheel.




The other day on my way to work, I was doing 35mph in an active,


flashing lights 35mph school zone. County deputy sheriff passed me IN


THE ZONE doing 45-50, on his cell phone. Once we got past it to the


55mph stretch, I set my cruise on 60 and slowly passed him, still in


the left lane, and still talking on his cell. Figured if he actually


stopped me we'd have a calm, but interesting, discussion.




A friend recently described seeing a driver eating a plate full of


pancakes from his lap...!






Oh well, not since I was a younger man but I have done pretty much

anything you can think of in the drivers seat or going down the

highway:) Including and not limited to switching seats with the driver

of a big rig, while we were doing 70 down 65 out of Valley Forge

somewhere heading for Scottsborough Alabama:)



I doubt this behaviour surprises anyone in the least.
If you had injured my family with a stupid act like that, I'd shave a few more inches off your puny physique.



Snotty is so ignorant, he can't even spell the name of a place he
visited. It's Scottsboro and it is a place of historic interest, the
place where the "Scottsboro Boys" were *railroaded* into a false
conviction of rape.



--
I'm a *Liberal* because I knew the militant christian fundamentalist
racist militaristic xenophobic corporate oligarchy wasn't going to work
for me.

J Herring February 22nd 13 03:23 PM

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On Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:51:09 -0800, thumper wrote:

On 2/21/2013 10:56 AM, wrote:
On Thursday, February 21, 2013 12:04:37 PM UTC-5, thumper wrote:


We agree on something... except I do take a sip of water occasionally.


Oh sure, so do I. I should have more specific. Eating a whole meal when driving. You know, juggling the burger, fries and milkshake with a knee on the wheel.

The other day on my way to work, I was doing 35mph in an active, flashing lights 35mph school zone. County deputy sheriff passed me IN THE ZONE doing 45-50, on his cell phone. Once we got past it to the 55mph stretch, I set my cruise on 60 and slowly passed him, still in the left lane, and still talking on his cell. Figured if he actually stopped me we'd have a calm, but interesting, discussion.


A friend recently described seeing a driver eating a plate full of
pancakes from his lap...!


Hopefully he was rolling them up like a taco and not using a fork and knife.

Salmonbait
--

"That's not a baby kicking, dear Bride, it's just a fetus!"

[email protected] February 22nd 13 05:55 PM

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On Friday, February 22, 2013 1:31:40 AM UTC-5, thumper wrote:
On 2/21/2013 7:56 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute wrote:

On 2/21/2013 10:51 PM, thumper wrote:




A friend recently described seeing a driver eating a plate full of


pancakes from his lap...!




Oh well, not since I was a younger man but I have done pretty much


anything you can think of in the drivers seat or going down the


highway:) Including and not limited to switching seats with the driver


of a big rig, while we were doing 70 down 65 out of Valley Forge


somewhere heading for Scottsborough Alabama:)




I didn't want to admit it but I have a vague memory of rolling a joint
while holding a beer and driving a 4-speed '68 beetle down an icy back
road outside of Ann Arbor.


Didn't anyone tell you that smoking that stuff will make you stupid? You went ahead and did it anyway, and you found out they were right! It turned you into a liberal. :-)

iBoaterer[_2_] February 22nd 13 06:04 PM

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In article ,
says...

On Friday, February 22, 2013 1:31:40 AM UTC-5, thumper wrote:
On 2/21/2013 7:56 PM, JustWaitAFrekinMinute wrote:

On 2/21/2013 10:51 PM, thumper wrote:




A friend recently described seeing a driver eating a plate full of


pancakes from his lap...!




Oh well, not since I was a younger man but I have done pretty much


anything you can think of in the drivers seat or going down the


highway:) Including and not limited to switching seats with the driver


of a big rig, while we were doing 70 down 65 out of Valley Forge


somewhere heading for Scottsborough Alabama:)




I didn't want to admit it but I have a vague memory of rolling a joint
while holding a beer and driving a 4-speed '68 beetle down an icy back
road outside of Ann Arbor.


Didn't anyone tell you that smoking that stuff will make you stupid? You went ahead and did it anyway, and you found out they were right! It turned you into a liberal. :-)


With a response like that, what is YOUR excuse?

Earl[_76_] February 23rd 13 02:13 AM

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thumper wrote:
On 2/21/2013 10:56 AM, wrote:
On Thursday, February 21, 2013 12:04:37 PM UTC-5, thumper wrote:


We agree on something... except I do take a sip of water occasionally.


Oh sure, so do I. I should have more specific. Eating a whole meal
when driving. You know, juggling the burger, fries and milkshake
with a knee on the wheel.

The other day on my way to work, I was doing 35mph in an active,
flashing lights 35mph school zone. County deputy sheriff passed me
IN THE ZONE doing 45-50, on his cell phone. Once we got past it to
the 55mph stretch, I set my cruise on 60 and slowly passed him, still
in the left lane, and still talking on his cell. Figured if he
actually stopped me we'd have a calm, but interesting, discussion.


A friend recently described seeing a driver eating a plate full of
pancakes from his lap...!

Blueberry? Mmmmm...

Earl[_76_] February 23rd 13 02:15 AM

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True North wrote:
On Thursday, February 21, 2013 11:56:01 PM UTC-4, JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 2/21/2013 10:51 PM, thumper wrote:

On 2/21/2013 10:56 AM, wrote:
On Thursday, February 21, 2013 12:04:37 PM UTC-5, thumper wrote:
We agree on something... except I do take a sip of water occasionally.
Oh sure, so do I. I should have more specific. Eating a whole meal
when driving. You know, juggling the burger, fries and milkshake with
a knee on the wheel.
The other day on my way to work, I was doing 35mph in an active,
flashing lights 35mph school zone. County deputy sheriff passed me IN
THE ZONE doing 45-50, on his cell phone. Once we got past it to the
55mph stretch, I set my cruise on 60 and slowly passed him, still in
the left lane, and still talking on his cell. Figured if he actually
stopped me we'd have a calm, but interesting, discussion.
A friend recently described seeing a driver eating a plate full of
pancakes from his lap...!



Oh well, not since I was a younger man but I have done pretty much

anything you can think of in the drivers seat or going down the

highway:) Including and not limited to switching seats with the driver

of a big rig, while we were doing 70 down 65 out of Valley Forge

somewhere heading for Scottsborough Alabama:)


I doubt this behaviour surprises anyone in the least.
If you had injured my family with a stupid act like that, I'd shave a few more inches off your puny physique.

Old man tough-talk.

Nothing more to see here.

JustWaitAFrekinMinute February 23rd 13 03:29 AM

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On 2/22/2013 9:15 PM, Earl wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, February 21, 2013 11:56:01 PM UTC-4,
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 2/21/2013 10:51 PM, thumper wrote:

On 2/21/2013 10:56 AM, wrote:
On Thursday, February 21, 2013 12:04:37 PM UTC-5, thumper wrote:
We agree on something... except I do take a sip of water
occasionally.
Oh sure, so do I. I should have more specific. Eating a whole meal
when driving. You know, juggling the burger, fries and milkshake with
a knee on the wheel.
The other day on my way to work, I was doing 35mph in an active,
flashing lights 35mph school zone. County deputy sheriff passed me IN
THE ZONE doing 45-50, on his cell phone. Once we got past it to the
55mph stretch, I set my cruise on 60 and slowly passed him, still in
the left lane, and still talking on his cell. Figured if he actually
stopped me we'd have a calm, but interesting, discussion.
A friend recently described seeing a driver eating a plate full of
pancakes from his lap...!


Oh well, not since I was a younger man but I have done pretty much

anything you can think of in the drivers seat or going down the

highway:) Including and not limited to switching seats with the driver

of a big rig, while we were doing 70 down 65 out of Valley Forge

somewhere heading for Scottsborough Alabama:)


I doubt this behaviour surprises anyone in the least.
If you had injured my family with a stupid act like that, I'd shave a
few more inches off your puny physique.

Old man tough-talk.

Nothing more to see here.


If harry had run into me back then, I would have killed him... or one of
my friends would have...

F.O.A.D. February 23rd 13 03:35 AM

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JustWaitAFrekinMinute wrote:
On 2/22/2013 9:15 PM, Earl wrote:
True North wrote:
On Thursday, February 21, 2013 11:56:01 PM UTC-4,
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On 2/21/2013 10:51 PM, thumper wrote:

On 2/21/2013 10:56 AM, wrote:
On Thursday, February 21, 2013 12:04:37 PM UTC-5, thumper wrote:
We agree on something... except I do take a sip of water
occasionally.
Oh sure, so do I. I should have more specific. Eating a whole meal
when driving. You know, juggling the burger, fries and milkshake with
a knee on the wheel.
The other day on my way to work, I was doing 35mph in an active,
flashing lights 35mph school zone. County deputy sheriff passed me IN
THE ZONE doing 45-50, on his cell phone. Once we got past it to the
55mph stretch, I set my cruise on 60 and slowly passed him, still in
the left lane, and still talking on his cell. Figured if he actually
stopped me we'd have a calm, but interesting, discussion.
A friend recently described seeing a driver eating a plate full of
pancakes from his lap...!


Oh well, not since I was a younger man but I have done pretty much

anything you can think of in the drivers seat or going down the

highway:) Including and not limited to switching seats with the driver

of a big rig, while we were doing 70 down 65 out of Valley Forge

somewhere heading for Scottsborough Alabama:)

I doubt this behaviour surprises anyone in the least.
If you had injured my family with a stupid act like that, I'd shave a
few more inches off your puny physique.

Old man tough-talk.

Nothing more to see here.


If harry had run into me back then, I would have killed him... or one of
my friends would have...


Snotty was much taller back in the day.


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