On Sat, 23 Jul 2011 10:19:33 -0400, BAR wrote:

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.'

We are moored just down the channel from the Edgartown Yacht Club at
Martha's Vineyard. They have a discrete little sign out front by the
water side which says "Yachts May Not Lie at This Dock".

Apparently truthful yachts are OK.