lie clock
 

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he
Saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved,
Indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
*
'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'God has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.'*

lie clock
 

On 7/23/11 9:29 AM, Florida Jim wrote:
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he
Saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those
clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved,
Indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
*
'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'God has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.'*


Are you competing with Herring the Racist for the title of Champion
Poster of Lame Jokes?

lie clock
 

On 7/23/2011 9:47 AM, Harryk wrote:
On 7/23/11 9:29 AM, Florida Jim wrote:
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly
Gates, he
Saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those
clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never
moved,
Indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved
Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
*
'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'God has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling
fan.'*


Are you competing with Herring the Racist for the title of Champion
Poster of Lame Jokes?
I thought it might get a yuk from Plume. She seems to think you are a
funny guy. And this is much funnier than your stuff.

lie clock
 

In article ,
says...

On 7/23/11 9:29 AM, Florida Jim wrote:
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he
Saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those
clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved,
Indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
*
'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'God has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.'*


Are you competing with Herring the Racist for the title of Champion
Poster of Lame Jokes?

Is that all you have Harry, calling people racists for pointing our
Obama's failures.

lie clock
 

On 7/23/11 10:19 AM, BAR wrote:
In ,
says...

On 7/23/11 9:29 AM, Florida Jim wrote:
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he
Saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those
clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved,
Indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
*
'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'God has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.'*


Are you competing with Herring the Racist for the title of Champion
Poster of Lame Jokes?

Is that all you have Harry, calling people racists for pointing our
Obama's failures.



Herring was a racist long before Obama appeared on the scene.

lie clock
 

On Sat, 23 Jul 2011 10:19:33 -0400, BAR wrote:

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.'

We are moored just down the channel from the Edgartown Yacht Club at
Martha's Vineyard. They have a discrete little sign out front by the
water side which says "Yachts May Not Lie at This Dock".

Apparently truthful yachts are OK.

lie clock
 

In article om,
says...

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he
Saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved,
Indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
*
'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'God has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.'*

Mine would be just as bad!

lie clock
 

On 23/07/2011 7:29 AM, Florida Jim wrote:
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he
Saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those
clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved,
Indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved
Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
*
'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'God has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling fan.'*

Good one. If he needs a second fan he can aways use Bernanke.

--
Obama, enslaving Americans with debt-tax slavery for a spending binge.
Doesn't even borrow real money, Bernanke just creates it like a
counterfeiter. .

lie clock
 

On 7/23/2011 11:05 AM, Wayne B wrote:
On Sat, 23 Jul 2011 10:19:33 -0400, wrote:

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.'

We are moored just down the channel from the Edgartown Yacht Club at
Martha's Vineyard. They have a discrete little sign out front by the
water side which says "Yachts May Not Lie at This Dock".

Apparently truthful yachts are OK.


Have you seen any windmills off Hyannisport?
http://the-ranting-bartender.com/win...annisport.html

lie clock
 

On 7/23/2011 11:17 AM, Canuck57 wrote:
On 23/07/2011 7:29 AM, Florida Jim wrote:
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly
Gates, he
Saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those
clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been
On earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move.'

'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved,
Indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved
Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
*
'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.

St Peter replied, 'God has it in his office. He uses it as a ceiling
fan.'*

Good one. If he needs a second fan he can aways use Bernanke.

Washington D C must have a continual cyclone