May 2, 2011
2012 Election Cancelled
Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating

WASHINGTON – In what historians are calling an unprecedented
development in American politics, both major parties decided today to
cancel the 2012 election.

The decision to scrap the 2012 contest came on the heels of a new poll
showing President Barack Obama with an approval rating of one hundred
percent, believed to be a record high for an American president.

Mr. Obama even polled well among Republicans, with a majority of GOP
voters agreeing with the statement, “I no longer care that he wasn’t
born here.”

The new bipartisan spirit sweeping the nation was captured well by House
Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), who tearfully told reporters, “This is a
great day for America… oh, leave me alone, goddamn it.”

Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump made no official
announcement, but sources said he was considering running for Prime
Minister of Canada.

The cancellation of the election comes in the aftermath of the death of
Osama bin Laden, whose last words reportedly were, “I knew I shouldn’t
have signed up for Foursquare.”

Of all the major news networks, Fox News did not report news of bin
Laden’s death, saying that it would air cartoons “until further notice.”

In Libya, Colonel Muammar Gaddafi issued the following official
statement: “Uh-oh.”

In North Korea, President Kim Jong-Il said this: “I have lost my last
friend on Facebook.”

And in Wasilla, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin said this: “We must
find and kill Osama bin Laden.”

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From Andy Borowitz

On Mon, 02 May 2011 10:23:50 -0400, Harryk
wrote:


May 2, 2011
2012 Election Cancelled
Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating

WASHINGTON – In what historians are calling an unprecedented
development in American politics, both major parties decided today to
cancel the 2012 election.

The decision to scrap the 2012 contest came on the heels of a new poll
showing President Barack Obama with an approval rating of one hundred
percent, believed to be a record high for an American president.

Mr. Obama even polled well among Republicans, with a majority of GOP
voters agreeing with the statement, “I no longer care that he wasn’t
born here.”

The new bipartisan spirit sweeping the nation was captured well by House
Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), who tearfully told reporters, “This is a
great day for America… oh, leave me alone, goddamn it.”

Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump made no official
announcement, but sources said he was considering running for Prime
Minister of Canada.

The cancellation of the election comes in the aftermath of the death of
Osama bin Laden, whose last words reportedly were, “I knew I shouldn’t
have signed up for Foursquare.”

Of all the major news networks, Fox News did not report news of bin
Laden’s death, saying that it would air cartoons “until further notice.”

In Libya, Colonel Muammar Gaddafi issued the following official
statement: “Uh-oh.”

In North Korea, President Kim Jong-Il said this: “I have lost my last
friend on Facebook.”

And in Wasilla, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin said this: “We must
find and kill Osama bin Laden.”

OH MY GOD!! That's so funny!

I thought Gaddafi's statement would have been... "I though McCain lost
the election."

On 02/05/2011 8:23 AM, Harryk wrote:

May 2, 2011
2012 Election Cancelled
Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating

Wait until people learn how long it took Obama to authorize it. Some
stuff I have read indicates Obama knew since August last year.

And after botching the assassination attempt on Gadafi killing families
with children, guess he figured he had better put a good spin on the
government sanctioned assassination business.

Don't get me wrong, Osama was a good kill. Long over due. My only
regret is that he wasn't tortured first. Real good kill, had over 300
indictments and warrants properly processed.... And he did overtly
attack the US...had it coming in spades.

Gadafi though isn't about aggression. It is more political, IMF-UN do
not (yet) control the ultra low debt Central Bank of Libya. Oil of
course. And pretty obvious some political vandeta on Gadafi, no tril,
no indictments, no declaration for war...just pure up political
assassination.

Oh, government wants you to think it is for past crimes. And no doubt
decades ago Kadafi did much. But ask yourself why Euro/US and the world
ignored it and in fact did business with Libya. Totally ignorin the
event sof the time. No declaration of war...just under the table back
room vend etas.

Hey, maybe the REAL reasons are good! But we have not been told the
real reasons behind the Gadafi assassination attempts. Governments owe
us the *real* reasons behind every assassination or they should not be
in this business. No dmocracy BS, as more *unarmed* protestors are
getting shot in the back in Yemen, Syria, Bahrain and elsewhere than in
Libya. In Libya hey are al Quada affiliates.

That is getting Osama is political deflection for the baby killing a few
days ago. I think so. Obama knows the tide of NATO-US-UN-France regime
was turning fast after the NATO killed the children. So what a better
way than to get Osama and dispose of the body fast.

--
I can assure you that the road to prosperity is not paved with
fleabagger debt.

On Mon, 02 May 2011 13:00:00 -0600, Canuck57
wrote:

On 02/05/2011 8:23 AM, Harryk wrote:

May 2, 2011
2012 Election Cancelled
Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating

Wait until people learn how long it took Obama to authorize it. Some
stuff I have read indicates Obama knew since August last year.

And after botching the assassination attempt on Gadafi killing families
with children, guess he figured he had better put a good spin on the
government sanctioned assassination business.

Don't get me wrong, Osama was a good kill. Long over due. My only
regret is that he wasn't tortured first. Real good kill, had over 300
indictments and warrants properly processed.... And he did overtly
attack the US...had it coming in spades.

Gadafi though isn't about aggression. It is more political, IMF-UN do
not (yet) control the ultra low debt Central Bank of Libya. Oil of
course. And pretty obvious some political vandeta on Gadafi, no tril,
no indictments, no declaration for war...just pure up political
assassination.

Oh, government wants you to think it is for past crimes. And no doubt
decades ago Kadafi did much. But ask yourself why Euro/US and the world
ignored it and in fact did business with Libya. Totally ignorin the
event sof the time. No declaration of war...just under the table back
room vend etas.

Hey, maybe the REAL reasons are good! But we have not been told the
real reasons behind the Gadafi assassination attempts. Governments owe
us the *real* reasons behind every assassination or they should not be
in this business. No dmocracy BS, as more *unarmed* protestors are
getting shot in the back in Yemen, Syria, Bahrain and elsewhere than in
Libya. In Libya hey are al Quada affiliates.

That is getting Osama is political deflection for the baby killing a few
days ago. I think so. Obama knows the tide of NATO-US-UN-France regime
was turning fast after the NATO killed the children. So what a better
way than to get Osama and dispose of the body fast.

Fortunately or unfortunately, we don't have to wait to understand your
moronic level of thought.

Bush did NOTHING prior to 9/11 and his most significant achievement
after, was to invade a country that had nothing to do with it.. oh,
that and ruin the US economy and run down our standing in the world.

Canuck57 wrote:
On 02/05/2011 8:23 AM, Harryk wrote:

May 2, 2011
2012 Election Cancelled
Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating

Wait until people learn how long it took Obama to authorize it. Some
stuff I have read indicates Obama knew since August last year.

Oh, please. It was obviously a deliberate plan, executed deliberately.

Go **** yourself.

On 02/05/2011 1:31 PM, Harryk wrote:
Canuck57 wrote:
On 02/05/2011 8:23 AM, Harryk wrote:

May 2, 2011
2012 Election Cancelled
Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating

Wait until people learn how long it took Obama to authorize it. Some
stuff I have read indicates Obama knew since August last year.

Oh, please. It was obviously a deliberate plan, executed deliberately.

Go **** yourself.

Go f- yourself fleabagger.

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/publ...terrorism.html

In above search for August.

--
I can assure you that the road to prosperity is not paved with
fleabagger debt.

Canuck57 wrote:
On 02/05/2011 1:31 PM, Harryk wrote:
Canuck57 wrote:
On 02/05/2011 8:23 AM, Harryk wrote:

May 2, 2011
2012 Election Cancelled
Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating

Wait until people learn how long it took Obama to authorize it. Some
stuff I have read indicates Obama knew since August last year.

Oh, please. It was obviously a deliberate plan, executed deliberately.

Go **** yourself.

Go f- yourself fleabagger.

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/publ...terrorism.html


In above search for August.

Who cares? The only thing you are trying to do is cheapen this bit of
success that belongs to the u.s. military, the cia, and obama. Oh, and
your quoted piece does not state Obama knew Osama was there last August.

Once again, go **** yourself.

In article , payer3389
@mypacks.net says...

Canuck57 wrote:
On 02/05/2011 1:31 PM, Harryk wrote:
Canuck57 wrote:
On 02/05/2011 8:23 AM, Harryk wrote:

May 2, 2011
2012 Election Cancelled
Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating

Wait until people learn how long it took Obama to authorize it. Some
stuff I have read indicates Obama knew since August last year.

Oh, please. It was obviously a deliberate plan, executed deliberately.

Go **** yourself.

Go f- yourself fleabagger.

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/publ...terrorism.html


In above search for August.

Who cares? The only thing you are trying to do is cheapen this bit of
success that belongs to the u.s. military, the cia, and obama. Oh, and
your quoted piece does not state Obama knew Osama was there last August.

Once again, go **** yourself.

But you have such disdain for the U.S. military, Harry, I'd think you'd
be the first to start yelling that it was money not well spent. You did
say how stupid it was when Bush was president.

On Mon, 02 May 2011 15:45:48 -0400, Harryk wrote:

Canuck57 wrote:
On 02/05/2011 1:31 PM, Harryk wrote:
Canuck57 wrote:
On 02/05/2011 8:23 AM, Harryk wrote:

May 2, 2011
2012 Election Cancelled
Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating

Wait until people learn how long it took Obama to authorize it. Some
stuff I have read indicates Obama knew since August last year.

Oh, please. It was obviously a deliberate plan, executed deliberately.

Go **** yourself.

Go f- yourself fleabagger.

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/publ...terrorism.html


In above search for August.

Who cares? The only thing you are trying to do is cheapen this bit of
success that belongs to the u.s. military, the cia, and obama. Oh, and
your quoted piece does not state Obama knew Osama was there last August.

Once again, go **** yourself.

'Bama had nothing to do with it. He simply allowed a process started by Bush to continue. At least
he wasn't stupid enough to stop it and pretend Osama wasn't a real 'terrorist'.

On 02/05/2011 1:45 PM, Harryk wrote:
Canuck57 wrote:
On 02/05/2011 1:31 PM, Harryk wrote:
Canuck57 wrote:
On 02/05/2011 8:23 AM, Harryk wrote:

May 2, 2011
2012 Election Cancelled
Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating

Wait until people learn how long it took Obama to authorize it. Some
stuff I have read indicates Obama knew since August last year.

Oh, please. It was obviously a deliberate plan, executed deliberately.

Go **** yourself.

Go f- yourself fleabagger.

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/publ...terrorism.html



In above search for August.

Who cares? The only thing you are trying to do is cheapen this bit of
success that belongs to the u.s. military, the cia, and obama. Oh, and
your quoted piece does not state Obama knew Osama was there last August.

Once again, go **** yourself.

The success belongs to the troupes, the soldiers, the covert ops, the
SEALs, the forces....Obama is just freeloading beyond finally getting
around to striking the order.

In fact, Obama was probably worried the public might find out he knew
for so long. John Wheeler, Ashley Turton? Who knows with them.

Point being, celebrate the forces that had the guts and courage to pull
this off. And to do that, a lot of soldiers fell to pick this turkey
off. But we know you are a draft dodger.

--
I can assure you that the road to prosperity is not paved with
fleabagger debt.