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2012 U.S. Election Canceled
May 2, 2011 2012 Election Cancelled Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating WASHINGTON – In what historians are calling an unprecedented development in American politics, both major parties decided today to cancel the 2012 election. The decision to scrap the 2012 contest came on the heels of a new poll showing President Barack Obama with an approval rating of one hundred percent, believed to be a record high for an American president. Mr. Obama even polled well among Republicans, with a majority of GOP voters agreeing with the statement, “I no longer care that he wasn’t born here.” The new bipartisan spirit sweeping the nation was captured well by House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), who tearfully told reporters, “This is a great day for America… oh, leave me alone, goddamn it.” Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump made no official announcement, but sources said he was considering running for Prime Minister of Canada. The cancellation of the election comes in the aftermath of the death of Osama bin Laden, whose last words reportedly were, “I knew I shouldn’t have signed up for Foursquare.” Of all the major news networks, Fox News did not report news of bin Laden’s death, saying that it would air cartoons “until further notice.” In Libya, Colonel Muammar Gaddafi issued the following official statement: “Uh-oh.” In North Korea, President Kim Jong-Il said this: “I have lost my last friend on Facebook.” And in Wasilla, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin said this: “We must find and kill Osama bin Laden.” -- From Andy Borowitz |
2012 U.S. Election Canceled
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2012 U.S. Election Canceled
On Mon, 02 May 2011 10:23:50 -0400, Harryk
wrote: May 2, 2011 2012 Election Cancelled Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating WASHINGTON – In what historians are calling an unprecedented development in American politics, both major parties decided today to cancel the 2012 election. The decision to scrap the 2012 contest came on the heels of a new poll showing President Barack Obama with an approval rating of one hundred percent, believed to be a record high for an American president. Mr. Obama even polled well among Republicans, with a majority of GOP voters agreeing with the statement, “I no longer care that he wasn’t born here.” The new bipartisan spirit sweeping the nation was captured well by House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio), who tearfully told reporters, “This is a great day for America… oh, leave me alone, goddamn it.” Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump made no official announcement, but sources said he was considering running for Prime Minister of Canada. The cancellation of the election comes in the aftermath of the death of Osama bin Laden, whose last words reportedly were, “I knew I shouldn’t have signed up for Foursquare.” Of all the major news networks, Fox News did not report news of bin Laden’s death, saying that it would air cartoons “until further notice.” In Libya, Colonel Muammar Gaddafi issued the following official statement: “Uh-oh.” In North Korea, President Kim Jong-Il said this: “I have lost my last friend on Facebook.” And in Wasilla, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin said this: “We must find and kill Osama bin Laden.” OH MY GOD!! That's so funny! I thought Gaddafi's statement would have been... "I though McCain lost the election." |
2012 U.S. Election Canceled
On 02/05/2011 8:23 AM, Harryk wrote:
May 2, 2011 2012 Election Cancelled Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating Wait until people learn how long it took Obama to authorize it. Some stuff I have read indicates Obama knew since August last year. And after botching the assassination attempt on Gadafi killing families with children, guess he figured he had better put a good spin on the government sanctioned assassination business. Don't get me wrong, Osama was a good kill. Long over due. My only regret is that he wasn't tortured first. Real good kill, had over 300 indictments and warrants properly processed.... And he did overtly attack the US...had it coming in spades. Gadafi though isn't about aggression. It is more political, IMF-UN do not (yet) control the ultra low debt Central Bank of Libya. Oil of course. And pretty obvious some political vandeta on Gadafi, no tril, no indictments, no declaration for war...just pure up political assassination. Oh, government wants you to think it is for past crimes. And no doubt decades ago Kadafi did much. But ask yourself why Euro/US and the world ignored it and in fact did business with Libya. Totally ignorin the event sof the time. No declaration of war...just under the table back room vend etas. Hey, maybe the REAL reasons are good! But we have not been told the real reasons behind the Gadafi assassination attempts. Governments owe us the *real* reasons behind every assassination or they should not be in this business. No dmocracy BS, as more *unarmed* protestors are getting shot in the back in Yemen, Syria, Bahrain and elsewhere than in Libya. In Libya hey are al Quada affiliates. That is getting Osama is political deflection for the baby killing a few days ago. I think so. Obama knows the tide of NATO-US-UN-France regime was turning fast after the NATO killed the children. So what a better way than to get Osama and dispose of the body fast. -- I can assure you that the road to prosperity is not paved with fleabagger debt. |
2012 U.S. Election Canceled
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2012 U.S. Election Canceled
On Mon, 02 May 2011 13:00:00 -0600, Canuck57
wrote: On 02/05/2011 8:23 AM, Harryk wrote: May 2, 2011 2012 Election Cancelled Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating Wait until people learn how long it took Obama to authorize it. Some stuff I have read indicates Obama knew since August last year. And after botching the assassination attempt on Gadafi killing families with children, guess he figured he had better put a good spin on the government sanctioned assassination business. Don't get me wrong, Osama was a good kill. Long over due. My only regret is that he wasn't tortured first. Real good kill, had over 300 indictments and warrants properly processed.... And he did overtly attack the US...had it coming in spades. Gadafi though isn't about aggression. It is more political, IMF-UN do not (yet) control the ultra low debt Central Bank of Libya. Oil of course. And pretty obvious some political vandeta on Gadafi, no tril, no indictments, no declaration for war...just pure up political assassination. Oh, government wants you to think it is for past crimes. And no doubt decades ago Kadafi did much. But ask yourself why Euro/US and the world ignored it and in fact did business with Libya. Totally ignorin the event sof the time. No declaration of war...just under the table back room vend etas. Hey, maybe the REAL reasons are good! But we have not been told the real reasons behind the Gadafi assassination attempts. Governments owe us the *real* reasons behind every assassination or they should not be in this business. No dmocracy BS, as more *unarmed* protestors are getting shot in the back in Yemen, Syria, Bahrain and elsewhere than in Libya. In Libya hey are al Quada affiliates. That is getting Osama is political deflection for the baby killing a few days ago. I think so. Obama knows the tide of NATO-US-UN-France regime was turning fast after the NATO killed the children. So what a better way than to get Osama and dispose of the body fast. Fortunately or unfortunately, we don't have to wait to understand your moronic level of thought. Bush did NOTHING prior to 9/11 and his most significant achievement after, was to invade a country that had nothing to do with it.. oh, that and ruin the US economy and run down our standing in the world. |
2012 U.S. Election Canceled
Canuck57 wrote:
On 02/05/2011 8:23 AM, Harryk wrote: May 2, 2011 2012 Election Cancelled Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating Wait until people learn how long it took Obama to authorize it. Some stuff I have read indicates Obama knew since August last year. Oh, please. It was obviously a deliberate plan, executed deliberately. Go **** yourself. |
2012 U.S. Election Canceled
On 02/05/2011 1:31 PM, Harryk wrote:
Canuck57 wrote: On 02/05/2011 8:23 AM, Harryk wrote: May 2, 2011 2012 Election Cancelled Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating Wait until people learn how long it took Obama to authorize it. Some stuff I have read indicates Obama knew since August last year. Oh, please. It was obviously a deliberate plan, executed deliberately. Go **** yourself. Go f- yourself fleabagger. http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/publ...terrorism.html In above search for August. -- I can assure you that the road to prosperity is not paved with fleabagger debt. |
2012 U.S. Election Canceled
Canuck57 wrote:
On 02/05/2011 1:31 PM, Harryk wrote: Canuck57 wrote: On 02/05/2011 8:23 AM, Harryk wrote: May 2, 2011 2012 Election Cancelled Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating Wait until people learn how long it took Obama to authorize it. Some stuff I have read indicates Obama knew since August last year. Oh, please. It was obviously a deliberate plan, executed deliberately. Go **** yourself. Go f- yourself fleabagger. http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/publ...terrorism.html In above search for August. Who cares? The only thing you are trying to do is cheapen this bit of success that belongs to the u.s. military, the cia, and obama. Oh, and your quoted piece does not state Obama knew Osama was there last August. Once again, go **** yourself. |
2012 U.S. Election Canceled
In article , payer3389
@mypacks.net says... Canuck57 wrote: On 02/05/2011 8:23 AM, Harryk wrote: May 2, 2011 2012 Election Cancelled Obama Buoyed by 100 Percent Approval Rating Wait until people learn how long it took Obama to authorize it. Some stuff I have read indicates Obama knew since August last year. Oh, please. It was obviously a deliberate plan, executed deliberately. Go **** yourself. As usual, all Harry has is name calling and insulting. |
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