On Mar 9, 12:35*pm, John H wrote:
A real woman is a man's best friend.

*She will never stand him up and never let him down.

*She will reassure him when he feels insecure *and comfort him after
*a bad day.

*She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
*live without fear and forget regret.

*She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
*his most intimate desires.

*She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome
*man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy,
*seductive and invincible...

* * *No wait... Sorry...

* * *I'm thinking of scotch.

* * *It's scotch that does all of that stuff.

* * *Never mind.

The afore mentioned statement certainly explains the posters idiotic
behavior

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