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Are You Obsessed with Harry?

This is a serious question.

Do you any of these symptoms, or, worse, several of them?

* You feel compelled to try to insult Harry.
* You believe your attempted insults will have an impact on Harry
* You think you're being clever with your remarks because other posters
just as dumb as you are "high-five" you.
* You can't spell or punctuate any better than a low IQ third-grader.
* You post your attempts at insults with a made-up handle through an
"anonymous" posting service.
* You use a handle that Harry uses, or you pretend to be his wife, son,
daughter, cat.
* You get really, truly mad when the object of your obsession tosses off
your attempts as nothing more than evidence of your arrested development.
* You actually think Harry gives a tinker's dam about you, your life,
your job, your boat or the women who have left you for a sexual
relationship with a cucumber.

If you have one or more of these symptoms, you are OBSESSED with HARRY!
We can help.

We have formed an OBSESSED WITH HARRY 12-Step Program to help you deal
with your obsession. This is not a therapy group in the traditional
sense, but a group help program where you can meet with others who share
your obsession, talk about your inadequacies and help each other find
ways to achieve happiness in life.

The first step, of course, is to admit your problem. You have to have
the courage to get up in front of a group of your peers and state, in
clear, understandable English, "My name is (your name goes here). I'm
obsessed with Harry."

After a few sessions, you might be able to say:
"My name is (your name goes here). I'm obsessed with Harry. It's been 24
hours since I attempted to insult him."

Think how much better you'll feel. Your life will improve. You'll catch
fish. You might get laid.

There's no cost for this self-help group. But there is an enrollment
fee. It is $49.99. We take MC, VISA and AMEX.

Obsessed with Harry Foundation
wrecked.boats
Box of Worms, Maryland
1-800-555-1212


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NO WAY ARE YOU GOING TO DEPRIVE ME OF THE PLEASURE OF ****ING ALL OVER YOU.






















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Are You Obsessed with Harry?

This is a serious question.

Do you any of these symptoms, or, worse, several of them?

* You feel compelled to try to insult Harry.
* You believe your attempted insults will have an impact on Harry
* You think you're being clever with your remarks because other posters
just as dumb as you are "high-five" you.
* You can't spell or punctuate any better than a low IQ third-grader.
* You post your attempts at insults with a made-up handle through an
"anonymous" posting service.
* You use a handle that Harry uses, or you pretend to be his wife, son,
daughter, cat.
* You get really, truly mad when the object of your obsession tosses off
your attempts as nothing more than evidence of your arrested development.
* You actually think Harry gives a tinker's dam about you, your life,
your job, your boat or the women who have left you for a sexual
relationship with a cucumber.

If you have one or more of these symptoms, you are OBSESSED with HARRY!
We can help.

We have formed an OBSESSED WITH HARRY 12-Step Program to help you deal
with your obsession. This is not a therapy group in the traditional
sense, but a group help program where you can meet with others who share
your obsession, talk about your inadequacies and help each other find
ways to achieve happiness in life.

The first step, of course, is to admit your problem. You have to have
the courage to get up in front of a group of your peers and state, in
clear, understandable English, "My name is (your name goes here). I'm
obsessed with Harry."

After a few sessions, you might be able to say:
"My name is (your name goes here). I'm obsessed with Harry. It's been 24
hours since I attempted to insult him."

Think how much better you'll feel. Your life will improve. You'll catch
fish. You might get laid.

There's no cost for this self-help group. But there is an enrollment
fee. It is $49.99. We take MC, VISA and AMEX.

Obsessed with Harry Foundation
wrecked.boats
Box of Worms, Maryland
1-800-555-1212


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Harry
"The 'C' students run the world."
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NO WAY ARE YOU GOING TO DEPRIVE ME OF THE PLEASURE OF ****ING ALL OVER
YOU.



That sure is a 'freaky' thing to say!

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On 9/26/10 4:30 PM, YukonBound wrote:


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NO WAY ARE YOU GOING TO DEPRIVE ME OF THE PLEASURE OF ****ING ALL OVER
YOU.



That sure is a 'freaky' thing to say!



The moron probably believes that, too, even though I don't read his
posts and his impact on me is less than zero.

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On 9/26/10 4:30 PM, YukonBound wrote:


"Harry®" wrote in message
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NO WAY ARE YOU GOING TO DEPRIVE ME OF THE PLEASURE OF ****ING ALL OVER
YOU.



That sure is a 'freaky' thing to say!



The moron probably believes that, too, even though I don't read his
posts and his impact on me is less than zero.

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No Leaders / No Ideas / No Morals



Honest Harry the washed up jingle writer doesn't see my posts. Really?

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"The 'C' students run the world."


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"YukonBound" wrote in message
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"Harry®" wrote in message
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NO WAY ARE YOU GOING TO DEPRIVE ME OF THE PLEASURE OF ****ING ALL OVER
YOU.



That sure is a 'freaky' thing to say!


He's definitely repressed. I'm sure he'd actually prefer people to **** on
him.


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On Sep 26, 6:39*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
"YukonBound" wrote in message

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"Harry®" wrote in message
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NO WAY ARE YOU GOING TO DEPRIVE ME OF THE PLEASURE OF ****ING ALL OVER
YOU.


That sure is a 'freaky' thing to say!


He's definitely repressed. I'm sure he'd actually prefer people to **** on
him.


Just " how " do you think he washes his Skunk Tail hairdoo ???
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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message ...

"YukonBound" wrote in message
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"Harry®" wrote in message
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NO WAY ARE YOU GOING TO DEPRIVE ME OF THE PLEASURE OF ****ING ALL OVER
YOU.



That sure is a 'freaky' thing to say!


He's definitely repressed. I'm sure he'd actually prefer people to **** on
him.



You sound like Krause imitating a girl

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Harry
"The 'C' students run the world."
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On Sep 26, 8:48*pm, Harry® wrote:
"nom=de=plume" wrote in ...

"YukonBound" wrote in message
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"Harry®" wrote in message
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NO WAY ARE YOU GOING TO DEPRIVE ME OF THE PLEASURE OF ****ING ALL OVER
YOU.


That sure is a 'freaky' thing to say!


He's definitely repressed. I'm sure he'd actually prefer people to **** on
him.


You sound like Krause imitating a girl

--
Harry
"The 'C' students run the world."


There goes Panty liner...talking about " girls " again........
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"YukonBound" wrote in message
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"Harry®" wrote in message
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NO WAY ARE YOU GOING TO DEPRIVE ME OF THE PLEASURE OF ****ING ALL OVER
YOU.



That sure is a 'freaky' thing to say!


You say freaky things to freaky people.



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