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Secular Humourist September 26th 10 07:24 PM

An Oldie but Goldie
 

Are You Obsessed with Harry?

This is a serious question.

Do you any of these symptoms, or, worse, several of them?

* You feel compelled to try to insult Harry.
* You believe your attempted insults will have an impact on Harry
* You think you're being clever with your remarks because other posters
just as dumb as you are "high-five" you.
* You can't spell or punctuate any better than a low IQ third-grader.
* You post your attempts at insults with a made-up handle through an
"anonymous" posting service.
* You use a handle that Harry uses, or you pretend to be his wife, son,
daughter, cat.
* You get really, truly mad when the object of your obsession tosses off
your attempts as nothing more than evidence of your arrested development.
* You actually think Harry gives a tinker's dam about you, your life,
your job, your boat or the women who have left you for a sexual
relationship with a cucumber.

If you have one or more of these symptoms, you are OBSESSED with HARRY!
We can help.

We have formed an OBSESSED WITH HARRY 12-Step Program to help you deal
with your obsession. This is not a therapy group in the traditional
sense, but a group help program where you can meet with others who share
your obsession, talk about your inadequacies and help each other find
ways to achieve happiness in life.

The first step, of course, is to admit your problem. You have to have
the courage to get up in front of a group of your peers and state, in
clear, understandable English, "My name is (your name goes here). I'm
obsessed with Harry."

After a few sessions, you might be able to say:
"My name is (your name goes here). I'm obsessed with Harry. It's been 24
hours since I attempted to insult him."

Think how much better you'll feel. Your life will improve. You'll catch
fish. You might get laid.

There's no cost for this self-help group. But there is an enrollment
fee. It is $49.99. We take MC, VISA and AMEX.

Obsessed with Harry Foundation
wrecked.boats
Box of Worms, Maryland
1-800-555-1212


--
Republicans are the Party of No:
No Leaders / No Ideas / No Morals

Harry® September 26th 10 07:55 PM

An Oldie but Goldie
 
NO WAY ARE YOU GOING TO DEPRIVE ME OF THE PLEASURE OF ****ING ALL OVER YOU.






















"Secular Humourist" wrote in message m...

Are You Obsessed with Harry?

This is a serious question.

Do you any of these symptoms, or, worse, several of them?

* You feel compelled to try to insult Harry.
* You believe your attempted insults will have an impact on Harry
* You think you're being clever with your remarks because other posters
just as dumb as you are "high-five" you.
* You can't spell or punctuate any better than a low IQ third-grader.
* You post your attempts at insults with a made-up handle through an
"anonymous" posting service.
* You use a handle that Harry uses, or you pretend to be his wife, son,
daughter, cat.
* You get really, truly mad when the object of your obsession tosses off
your attempts as nothing more than evidence of your arrested development.
* You actually think Harry gives a tinker's dam about you, your life,
your job, your boat or the women who have left you for a sexual
relationship with a cucumber.

If you have one or more of these symptoms, you are OBSESSED with HARRY!
We can help.

We have formed an OBSESSED WITH HARRY 12-Step Program to help you deal
with your obsession. This is not a therapy group in the traditional
sense, but a group help program where you can meet with others who share
your obsession, talk about your inadequacies and help each other find
ways to achieve happiness in life.

The first step, of course, is to admit your problem. You have to have
the courage to get up in front of a group of your peers and state, in
clear, understandable English, "My name is (your name goes here). I'm
obsessed with Harry."

After a few sessions, you might be able to say:
"My name is (your name goes here). I'm obsessed with Harry. It's been 24
hours since I attempted to insult him."

Think how much better you'll feel. Your life will improve. You'll catch
fish. You might get laid.

There's no cost for this self-help group. But there is an enrollment
fee. It is $49.99. We take MC, VISA and AMEX.

Obsessed with Harry Foundation
wrecked.boats
Box of Worms, Maryland
1-800-555-1212


--
Republicans are the Party of No:
No Leaders / No Ideas / No Morals




--
Harry
"The 'C' students run the world."

Harry® September 26th 10 08:23 PM

An Oldie but Goldie
 
Krause usd topost up to 100 posts a day. We have effectively shut him down.

"A.Boater" wrote in message ...
90% of the morons posting here have nearly all of the symptoms and probably
99% of them would never get to the, "My name is (your name goes here). I'm
obsessed with Harry. It's been 24 hours since I attempted to insult him."
point.

Within the last few months or so, Harry didn't post for a couple of weeks
because he was traveling or something. These dopes were so desperate without
their Harry fix, they created a False Harry, so that they would have at
least SOME purpose in their life.

Pathetic. And every post proves it.




--
Harry
“The 'C' students run the world.”

Secular Humourist September 26th 10 08:42 PM

An Oldie but Goldie
 
On 9/26/10 3:01 PM, A.Boater wrote:
90% of the morons posting here have nearly all of the symptoms and probably
99% of them would never get to the, "My name is (your name goes here). I'm
obsessed with Harry. It's been 24 hours since I attempted to insult him."
point.

Within the last few months or so, Harry didn't post for a couple of weeks
because he was traveling or something. These dopes were so desperate without
their Harry fix, they created a False Harry, so that they would have at
least SOME purpose in their life.

Pathetic. And every post proves it.



Other than feeding their obsession, I have no idea what they are trying
to accomplish. I don't read 99% of their posts, and the few I do see
demonstrate their inability to write at even a 10th grade level. They
come across like Loogy, or Tosk, or FlaJim, three absolute morons.
Perhaps they ID spoof to please each other. I can't imagine how little
self-esteem they must have for them to spoof my ID instead of posting
under their own handles.



--
Republicans are the Party of No:
No Leaders / No Ideas / No Morals

YukonBound September 26th 10 09:30 PM

An Oldie but Goldie
 


"Harry®" wrote in message
...
NO WAY ARE YOU GOING TO DEPRIVE ME OF THE PLEASURE OF ****ING ALL OVER
YOU.



That sure is a 'freaky' thing to say!


Secular Humourist September 26th 10 10:54 PM

An Oldie but Goldie
 
On 9/26/10 4:30 PM, YukonBound wrote:


"Harry®" wrote in message
...


NO WAY ARE YOU GOING TO DEPRIVE ME OF THE PLEASURE OF ****ING ALL OVER
YOU.



That sure is a 'freaky' thing to say!



The moron probably believes that, too, even though I don't read his
posts and his impact on me is less than zero.

--
Republicans are the Party of No:
No Leaders / No Ideas / No Morals

Secular Humourist September 26th 10 11:01 PM

An Oldie but Goldie
 
On 9/26/10 5:53 PM, A.Boater wrote:
On 26-Sep-2010, wrote:

Krause usd topost up to 100 posts a day. We have effectively shut him
down.


Yeah, right.

OK, for the sake of argument, let's just say you are 100% right.

Was it worth running away 99.9% of the other posters that wanted to talk
boating? What have you really accomplished with your selfish posting, other
than ruining what was once one of the most active newsgroups on usenet?
Congratulations, dip ****.


Wait, wait...the dweeb thinks he and his buddies have shut me down?
What they've shut down, for the most part, is rec.boats, and turned what
is left of it into a playground for the mentally deficient, like,
oh...little man tosk. I post less because there are far fewer
interesting posters here.



--
Republicans are the Party of No:
No Leaders / No Ideas / No Morals

Jim September 26th 10 11:22 PM

An Oldie but Goldie
 
On 9/26/2010 3:23 PM, Harry® wrote:
Krause usd topost up to 100 posts a day. We have effectively shut him down.

wrote in message ...
90% of the morons posting here have nearly all of the symptoms and probably
99% of them would never get to the, "My name is (your name goes here). I'm
obsessed with Harry. It's been 24 hours since I attempted to insult him."
point.

Within the last few months or so, Harry didn't post for a couple of weeks
because he was traveling or something. These dopes were so desperate without
their Harry fix, they created a False Harry, so that they would have at
least SOME purpose in their life.

Pathetic. And every post proves it.





The object of your obsession probably posted more here when there were
more people worth having exchanges with. You and your ID stealing
buddies have driven off many posters who do not want to deal with your
childish nonsense. What you have "effectively shut down" is rec.boats,
pretty much.

nom=de=plume[_2_] September 26th 10 11:39 PM

An Oldie but Goldie
 

"YukonBound" wrote in message
...


"Harry®" wrote in message
...
NO WAY ARE YOU GOING TO DEPRIVE ME OF THE PLEASURE OF ****ING ALL OVER
YOU.



That sure is a 'freaky' thing to say!


He's definitely repressed. I'm sure he'd actually prefer people to **** on
him.



BAR[_2_] September 27th 10 12:12 AM

An Oldie but Goldie
 
In article ,
says...

On 26-Sep-2010, =?Windows-1252?Q?Harry=AE?= wrote:

Krause usd topost up to 100 posts a day. We have effectively shut him
down.


Yeah, right.

OK, for the sake of argument, let's just say you are 100% right.

Was it worth running away 99.9% of the other posters that wanted to talk
boating? What have you really accomplished with your selfish posting, other
than ruining what was once one of the most active newsgroups on usenet?
Congratulations, dip ****.


We did a study a number of years ago and found that Harry post so often
he couldn't have ever left his basement. In fact it was difficult for
many to understand how Harry could bill his clients for hours worked
when he spend all of his time posting to rec.boats.



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